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Dick swiging by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016
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Swiper no swiping
What you and your friends say to another friend who is so addicted to swiping on Tinder to the point that he/she neglects their social group (or any social interaction for that matter). The phrase is announced every time your friend opens/uses Tinder, and should be announced repeatedly until your friend finally gets irked and puts their phone down.
Michael: Hey do you guys wanna hang for a bit after class?
Hannah: Yeah sure
Adam: I'm down
Michael: What about you Melinda?
*no response*
Adam: *whispers* I think she's on Tinder again...
Everyone: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Melinda: *puts phone down* Awww man!
Hannah: Yeah sure
Adam: I'm down
Michael: What about you Melinda?
*no response*
Adam: *whispers* I think she's on Tinder again...
Everyone: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Melinda: *puts phone down* Awww man!
Swiper no swiping by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020
De-swining
The act disinfecting (or otherwise decontaminating)areas that are possibly infected with the swine flu (aka H1N1)... or to disifect areas that have NEVER been exposed to swine flu, but are sanitied anyway as a precautionary effort.
Office Guy : "What is Allison doing??"
Office Girl: "Oh, nothing really, she is just de-swining the copier... and everything else in the office because she is stressin' over this swine flu pandemic!"
Office Girl: "Oh, nothing really, she is just de-swining the copier... and everything else in the office because she is stressin' over this swine flu pandemic!"
De-swining by ThatGirlFromTheOffice April 30, 2009
Taylor Swifting
1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.
2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).
Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).
Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
Person 1: Did you do your homework?
Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.
Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?
Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.
Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.
Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?
Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.
Taylor Swifting by TheAmazinNickyZ November 7, 2012
swiping the v card
swiping the v card by Tristan Schofield April 30, 2004