Switing 

When you type 1 thing and your phone comes up with something else, or so you tell the person you are messaging!
Usually someone who can't spell or is dyslexic or just plain stupid.

Plastic : He tried switing me?
Loopy : He did what?
Plastic : He tried to freeze me?
Loopy : What? Are you pissed or just fucking stupid?
Loopy : Has Wonk got your phone? LMFAO, LOL, PSML.

Switing by Jayce P March 25, 2013

switing 

The act of escaping from a ginger bitch in a ninja-like fashion, and therefore winning at life.

"Quick, the ginger bitch is still following us!" "Let's run up the escalators!" "Dude, that was some excellent switing."

switing by switing October 27, 2010

Dick swiging 

Giving a blow job.

Wonda Wonderpig has a talent for dick swiging!

Dick swiging by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

Swiper no swiping 

What you and your friends say to another friend who is so addicted to swiping on Tinder to the point that he/she neglects their social group (or any social interaction for that matter). The phrase is announced every time your friend opens/uses Tinder, and should be announced repeatedly until your friend finally gets irked and puts their phone down.

Michael: Hey do you guys wanna hang for a bit after class?
Hannah: Yeah sure
Adam: I'm down
Michael: What about you Melinda?
*no response*
Adam: *whispers* I think she's on Tinder again...

Everyone: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Melinda: *puts phone down* Awww man!

Swiper no swiping by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020

De-swining 

The act disinfecting (or otherwise decontaminating)areas that are possibly infected with the swine flu (aka H1N1)... or to disifect areas that have NEVER been exposed to swine flu, but are sanitied anyway as a precautionary effort.

Office Guy : "What is Allison doing??"

Office Girl: "Oh, nothing really, she is just de-swining the copier... and everything else in the office because she is stressin' over this swine flu pandemic!"

De-swining by ThatGirlFromTheOffice April 30, 2009

Tech Suiting 

The act of putting on a tech suit

“I’m tech suiting for the meet tomorrow”

Tech Suiting by Joe_Is_Cool January 23, 2020

Taylor Swifting

1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).

Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.

Person 1: Did you do your homework?

Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?

Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.

Taylor Swifting by TheAmazinNickyZ November 7, 2012