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Swipin' and Gripin'

What too many people do when they online date--complain. And they have no clue that all the other swiper and gripers are saying the same thing about them.
Jennifer--All the guys on this site on such liars and all they want is a hookup. Look at Rick here. That picture is so old. Why do they think I care what car they drive? Hey, what year is that Beemer? Do you think it's leased? Mmmm...looks like he lives on the Bay...
April--Stop your swipin' and gripin'. You been on that UnhingedPlentyofBumLames site for six months. Two boob jobs later and and you're still cashing your ex's checks so now he can't afford his Porsche lease anymore.
Jennifer--Whatever, I'm so over him, he was such a narcissist. Want me to see if Rick has a friend?
April--Sure...

Sink Swipin 

a new fad im tryin to start,,where u overhear ur dad talkin shit and u get mad swipe ur hand over ur sink,,cut open a main artery in urr hand and lose at least 2pints of blood.
Friend: come over, check out my hand.

You: what happened?

Friend: I went sink swipin
Sink Swipin by Sink Swipin March 29, 2015

Dick swiging 

Dick swiging by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

stream sniping 

one who is watching/following a streamer into a server or a game queue just to kill and taunt them.
"I recently had put which server i was going into forgetting about stream sniping and i was killed soon after spawn by a viewer."
stream sniping by The Deep Web July 27, 2016

stream sniping 

Ninja's excuse for being killed
spectator: BRO WHY DID U DIE
ninja: stream sniping
stream sniping by novial November 26, 2018

aura sniping 

Aura sniping is when in a first person shooter you are sniping, hit the area around your target, obviously missing, (seriously it would be impossible to mistake your missing the target for hitting it) and still manage to kill your victim. The mark of an expert aura sniper is when you pull off a head shot when you obviously hit the area around your targets foot without actually touching your victim. No one ever starts a game intending to aura snipe, it is always done accidentaly. Aura sniping while hacking the game is not aura sniping, it is cheating.
Guy 1: Dude you suck at this game.

Guy 2: I do not...LOOK I just sniped that guy!

Guy 1: You aura sniped him

Guy 2: I what sniped him?

Guy 1: Aura sniping is when you kill your target without actually hitting him. It was luck, it takes absolutley no skill.
aura sniping by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011