Me and the missus had a fine bout of swining last night.

Dude1:Hey dude did you hear about the swine flu?
Dude2: Yeah everyone is swining about it.

"Did you see Joey macking it with that girl?"
"Doesn't she have swine?"
"Oh yeah he's totally swining."

I went out with J tonight and the night ended with us swining.

I was on the metro earlier and this woman was swining all over me!

1:

Joe: "OH MY GOD SWINE FLU I DON'T WANT IT I'MA DIE!"

James: "Dude! Stop fucking swining!"

2:

Josh: "Ugh Swine flu sucks soooo much I WISH I didn't have it."

John: "Shut the fuck up (please) and stop swining! It's no diff than reg flu, pussy."

I've been swining all night! Here's your strand of pigs.