Swining

Making your partner squeal like a pig as you ram them from behind and slap their hindquarters.

Me and the missus had a fine bout of swining last night.

by Nutcroot January 6, 2005

Swining

Complaining about the swine flu

Dude1:Hey dude did you hear about the swine flu?
Dude2: Yeah everyone is swining about it.

by dmgsnowy April 30, 2009

swining

swining is when someone is whining about a fake advantage in a video game or calling cheats on someone

player1: bro your actually aimbotting
player2: I'm obviously not stop swining

by FrozenNeverSleep September 9, 2023

Swining

Any act that can potentially put one at risk for aquiring yhw H1N1, aka Swine Flu, virus.

"Did you see Joey macking it with that girl?"
"Doesn't she have swine?"
"Oh yeah he's totally swining."

by Rubes92 November 6, 2009

Swining

The act of drinking wine and having sex

I went out with J tonight and the night ended with us swining.

by T.Herm October 25, 2008

swining

to be coughing, sneezing, blowing your nose, ect. in public

I was on the metro earlier and this woman was swining all over me!

by urbanessa April 30, 2009

Swining

The act of severely whining about the swine flu, annoying all peers and co-workers.

1:

Joe: "OH MY GOD SWINE FLU I DON'T WANT IT I'MA DIE!"

James: "Dude! Stop fucking swining!"

2:

Josh: "Ugh Swine flu sucks soooo much I WISH I didn't have it."

John: "Shut the fuck up (please) and stop swining! It's no diff than reg flu, pussy."

by witherwtf October 28, 2009