Making your partner squeal like a pig as you ram them from behind and slap their hindquarters.

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

Complaining about the swine flu

Any act that can potentially put one at risk for aquiring yhw H1N1, aka Swine Flu, virus.

The act of drinking wine and having sex

to be coughing, sneezing, blowing your nose, ect. in public

The act of severely whining about the swine flu, annoying all peers and co-workers.