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Making your partner squeal like a pig as you ram them from behind and slap their hindquarters.
Me and the missus had a fine bout of swining last night.
by Nutcroot January 06, 2005
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Dude1:Hey dude did you hear about the swine flu?
Dude2: Yeah everyone is swining about it.
by dmgsnowy April 30, 2009
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Any act that can potentially put one at risk for aquiring yhw H1N1, aka Swine Flu, virus.
"Did you see Joey macking it with that girl?"
"Doesn't she have swine?"
"Oh yeah he's totally swining."
by Rubes92 November 06, 2009
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The act of drinking wine and having sex
I went out with J tonight and the night ended with us swining.
by T.Herm September 08, 2008
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to be coughing, sneezing, blowing your nose, ect. in public
I was on the metro earlier and this woman was swining all over me!
by urbanessa April 29, 2009
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The act of severely whining about the swine flu, annoying all peers and co-workers.
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Joe: "OH MY GOD SWINE FLU I DON'T WANT IT I'MA DIE!"

James: "Dude! Stop fucking swining!"

2:

Josh: "Ugh Swine flu sucks soooo much I WISH I didn't have it."

John: "Shut the fuck up (please) and stop swining! It's no diff than reg flu, pussy."
by witherwtf October 28, 2009
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