swide
a person walking around with a singular broken kneecap; swaying, sliding, and gliding simultaneously
swide by my.kneecaps.are.broken October 3, 2020
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swide
a person with a singular broken kneecap trying to walk; swaying, sliding, and gliding simultaneously
swide by my.kneecaps.are.broken October 3, 2020
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swide • swider • side boob • Side • Side Burns • Side Eye • Side Hoe • side show • side dish • side swipe
swide
I gonna swide because I have no friends, I have never had a girl, I feel alone, one girl was a Dew that became a blackdew :'(((((((((
swide by Andrius M. lonesome April 7, 2008
2 sided debate
Topic: 'Smart phones make us stupid, agree or disagree?'
Girl: Smart phones make us stupid, because we always cheat using the phone.
Boy: There is no proof that smart phones make us stupid though.
Girl: You are using the smart phone and you have already failed the exams. Duh! You have lost the 2 sided debate!
Girl: Smart phones make us stupid, because we always cheat using the phone.
Boy: There is no proof that smart phones make us stupid though.
Girl: You are using the smart phone and you have already failed the exams. Duh! You have lost the 2 sided debate!
2 sided debate by Lisa Pang January 30, 2021
sideboss
dude 1: Hey did you see that guys crank?
dude 2: Yeah, I totally wanted to jump off my Busa and sideboss him
dude 2: Yeah, I totally wanted to jump off my Busa and sideboss him
sideboss by gootboxybox July 7, 2014
SideArmsing
The act of masturbating until climax and then allowing the fluid to dry on its own because tissues get stuck on your penis.
Person 1: When you ejaculate, do you wipe it off?
Person 2: Of course dude.
Person 1: Have you ever tried SideArmsing?
Person 2: Of course dude.
Person 1: Have you ever tried SideArmsing?
SideArmsing by ShadowBeatzOff May 19, 2014
Side Bitch Stalker
A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.
Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.
Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.
Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....
You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.
Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂
You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.
Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂
Side Bitch Stalker by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 6, 2018
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Ratfucker
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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