swazzlestick 

a stick of swazzle or a stick of a long, wet, and loud sounding fart that usually finds it's way out during an important meeting or something

I saw a swazzlestick in a prank store.

swazzlestick by dualitykp March 5, 2008

shizzlesticks 

Another term for "shit" or "damn"

"Dude you forgot your wallet" ..... "Ohhh shizzlesticks!"
(Get hurt) "SHIZZLESTICKS!"

shizzlesticks by Hannah11 July 1, 2006

Randy Swizzlestick

The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle.

Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick.

Randy Swizzlestick by Kemtooler February 22, 2011

shizzlesticks 

a verbal saying, a curse

Oh Shizzlesticks!! I dropped my spoon.

shizzlesticks by 8Loki26 May 21, 2009

swizzlestick 

to rub ones penis all over an object.

"If V weren't so cool, i'd go and swizzlestick her desk next chance i had."

swizzlestick by booger74 April 20, 2009

shizzlesticks 

shizzles and fiddlesticks combined; a word that replaces an expletive like sh** or f*** that normally expresses anger, frustration, pain, etc.; meant to be used around small children so they won't pick up cussing from you

guy (drops can on foot): f****** christ!
child (laughing): f****** christ!
girl: look what you've done! you should have said shizzlesticks
guy (in pain): that takes too long to say!

shizzlesticks by jozstone February 18, 2009

Shizzlesticks 

When frustrated Or in anger you exclaim by shouting: "SHIZZLESTICKS!!!"

example:
John: Yo Travis did you do ya homework

Travis: SHIZZLESTICKS!! I forgot

Shizzlesticks by Sebajuan October 30, 2017