swaahili

Swaahili is a Sanskrit word that means “luck”. It is a noun and cannot be used an adjective.

I am so glad I have Swaahili on my side.

by goatichathan May 11, 2021

swaghili

noun - one's who's natural presences exhibits so much swag it appears they could actually speak the language of swag. Also the national language of Swagville, USA

Uh, they be ballin' in the d-league. Uh, I be speaking Swaghili

by uknowjaybay September 17, 2013

swahili death hammer

Giant size penis that causes massive destruction to the swahili death hammer sleave

His swahili death hammer made her cry after just the tip was in.

by the delereus November 15, 2013

Rotten Swahili

A Rotten Swahili is when you go down on a nersy chick and based on the smell an/or foreign pubic hair in her vaginal region you can extrapolate that she is in fact a mudshark.

You totally deserve the rotten swahili that my mom gave you the other night bro.

by Ranchgirls February 5, 2021

Swahilian Backslap

swah-hee-lee-an bak-slap When receiving oral while standing, right before ejaculating, the person receiving oral defecates on their hand, and proceeds to slap it on the back of the person who is giving the oral.

Lilly: "So like omg, i was giving head to Billy and right before he came he took a shit in his hand and slapped it on my back!"
Leah: "LMAO he so gave you a swahilian backslap!"

by crumble cakes September 24, 2010

swahili

A language spoken in many parts of East Africa, including Tanzania, Kenya, Uganda and others. It is a mixture of the native Bantu language and Arabic. Swahili is written in a Roman script (i.e. like English).

Q: What language do they speak in Tanzania?
A: They speak Swahili.

by Nabeel Jafferali June 22, 2004

Swahili Squat Fuck

A sexual act that involves a male and a female. The woman is positioned with her back on the floor and raises her hips and legs in the air so her vagina is parallel with the ceiling. The male then lets out a loud shriek before rushing over to the woman and inserts his penis into her vagina. He then vigorously, and simultaneously, pounds on her vagina like a pair of congo drums. This was first done by horny tribesmen in Swahili centuries ago. However, it was perfected by the Mayans.

Joe: I was feeling kind if diverse last night with Bonnie.

Bob: Ahhhh she gave you the old Swahili Squat Fuck.

by TESTICLETWISTER December 22, 2013