stumpy fuck 

A stumpy fuck is the act of having sex with an amputees stumps by pressing them together and then thrusting between them.

Jason "Oh man i totally stumpy fucked that girl last night!"
Nina "Arms or legs!?"
Jason "Both! We did it hog tie style!"

stumpy fuck by Mark/Andrew XC September 14, 2010

stump fuck

To engage in sexual intercourse using one's amputated limb (usually the leg) to penetrate some bodily orifice.

She said she was down for some kinky shit, so I took off my prosthetic leg and stump fucked her.

stump fuck by Lance the one legged stump fucker March 19, 2008

Stummy fuck 

An amputee fucks someone with an amputated leg.

Man, I stummy fucked a five year old

Stummy fuck by Low tier bullshit February 8, 2021

Stump Fuck

The act of fucking someones stump once you have chopped off their head

off the mighty boosh

I chopped his head off and fucked his stump, therefore i did a Stump Fuck

Stump Fuck by mypseudonymitsjustme August 15, 2010

Saucy Fuck Stump

After ejaculation, the penis becomes flaccid while still wearing a thick coat of semen. The once tree-like penis is now merely a stump, covered in nothing but sauce-like sexually emitted fluids.

Get me a fucking towel so I can clean this Saucy Fuck Stump up!

Saucy Fuck Stump by micah November 21, 2003

fuck stump 

a word a football coach uses when he is talking to the worst player on the team

god chris german your such a fuck stump

fuck stump by dee 1 October 20, 2010

Stump fucking

When you either have intercourse with the stump of a tree. Or when you decapitate someone and have intercourse with their bloody stump.

"i've just stump fucked that old lady"
"Golly gosh thats an attractive looking willow, i wanna stump fuck it"
"not now Hunny, i'm stump fucking, i'll fuck you later"

Stump fucking by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008