Stumpfuck 

when one participant chops ones foot off and proceeds to fuck the other person in an orifice south of the chin with the remaining stump until the stump Pierce's through the mouth creating a skewer like resemblance

Hello my fine sir, would you be interested in a casual stumpfuck session in my van

Stumpfuck by crayon connoisseurs June 21, 2020

stumpfuck 

Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.

"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."

stumpfuck by Jeff May 21, 2003

stumpfuck 

amputeed

stumpfuck by Anonymous October 20, 2003

stumpfuck 

A technique used to fuck a large farm animal in a cleared field.

After looking into No. 29's big brown eyes I knew I would have to take her out of the barn and stumpfuck her.

stumpfuck by Ben Dover October 19, 2004

stepfuck 

People becoming involved with somebody having a ready made family out of a now defunct relationship.

Yo', I gots hooked up with a bangin' bitch and its all good 'cept one of them kids calls me a stepfuck.

stepfuck by jpg3 August 17, 2011

scumfucker 

v. A person far worse than a mere fucker.

"Have you seen Allan?"
"No, why?"
"Guy took a shit on my lawn, sold my car, and pissed on my mom. I'm gonna kill him."
"What a scumfucker!"

scumfucker by Alecx Hunter September 3, 2005

stupfuckdity 

epic stupidity to the fuck degree which is a gogolplex higher than the Nth degree. This word was first coined by SeanBedlam, an Aussie YouTube Philosopher and noted archivist of ridiculous shit. He helps us never forget.

It was chronic stupfuckdity that brought George W. Bush to the Presidency... twice.

stupfuckdity by Pipistrello January 11, 2009