Stumpfucked
I met this guy Raul at the bar, we went to his house and he took off his fake leg and stumpfucked the shit outta me!
Stumpfucked by Rev. Steve P. lll December 17, 2008
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stupfuckdity
epic stupidity to the fuck degree which is a gogolplex higher than the Nth degree. This word was first coined by SeanBedlam, an Aussie YouTube Philosopher and noted archivist of ridiculous shit. He helps us never forget.
stupfuckdity by Pipistrello January 11, 2009
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Stumpfuck
when one participant chops ones foot off and proceeds to fuck the other person in an orifice south of the chin with the remaining stump until the stump Pierce's through the mouth creating a skewer like resemblance
Stumpfuck by crayon connoisseurs June 21, 2020
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Stumpfucker
A jackass army of none (Justanotherserviceman) who posts typical hillbilly heehaw hot air on Hategun.com.
An inbred hillscoggin' Harley drivin' store-bought patriotic southern good-ole-moron....
An inbred hillscoggin' Harley drivin' store-bought patriotic southern good-ole-moron....
That stumpfucker has a confederate flag on his Ford F-150.....
Stumpfuckers love to marry their sisters...
Stumpfuckers love to marry their sisters...
Stumpfucker by alex parkman February 8, 2005
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