Stumpfucked 

To be furiously fucked with the gnarled stump of an amputee.

I met this guy Raul at the bar, we went to his house and he took off his fake leg and stumpfucked the shit outta me!

Stumpfucked by Rev. Steve P. lll December 17, 2008

stupfuckdity 

epic stupidity to the fuck degree which is a gogolplex higher than the Nth degree. This word was first coined by SeanBedlam, an Aussie YouTube Philosopher and noted archivist of ridiculous shit. He helps us never forget.

It was chronic stupfuckdity that brought George W. Bush to the Presidency... twice.

stupfuckdity by Pipistrello January 11, 2009

Stumpfuck 

when one participant chops ones foot off and proceeds to fuck the other person in an orifice south of the chin with the remaining stump until the stump Pierce's through the mouth creating a skewer like resemblance

Hello my fine sir, would you be interested in a casual stumpfuck session in my van

Stumpfuck by crayon connoisseurs June 21, 2020

stumpfuck 

Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.

"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."

stumpfuck by Jeff May 21, 2003

stumpfuck 

amputeed

stumpfuck by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Stumpfucker

A jackass army of none (Justanotherserviceman) who posts typical hillbilly heehaw hot air on Hategun.com.

An inbred hillscoggin' Harley drivin' store-bought patriotic southern good-ole-moron....

That stumpfucker has a confederate flag on his Ford F-150.....

Stumpfuckers love to marry their sisters...

Stumpfucker by alex parkman February 8, 2005

stumpfuck 

A technique used to fuck a large farm animal in a cleared field.

After looking into No. 29's big brown eyes I knew I would have to take her out of the barn and stumpfuck her.

stumpfuck by Ben Dover October 19, 2004