Stumpfucker

A jackass army of none (Justanotherserviceman) who posts typical hillbilly heehaw hot air on Hategun.com.

An inbred hillscoggin' Harley drivin' store-bought patriotic southern good-ole-moron....

That stumpfucker has a confederate flag on his Ford F-150.....

Stumpfuckers love to marry their sisters...

by alex parkman February 8, 2005

Stumpfucker

One who dresses, acts, or speaks in a socially awkward manner.

Hey, look at that stumpfucker wearing those farm boots and short-shorts!

by Cody Spencer February 22, 2009

Stumpfucked

To be furiously fucked with the gnarled stump of an amputee.

I met this guy Raul at the bar, we went to his house and he took off his fake leg and stumpfucked the shit outta me!

by Rev. Steve P. lll December 8, 2008

Stumpfuck

when one participant chops ones foot off and proceeds to fuck the other person in an orifice south of the chin with the remaining stump until the stump Pierce's through the mouth creating a skewer like resemblance

Hello my fine sir, would you be interested in a casual stumpfuck session in my van

by crayon connoisseurs June 21, 2020

stumpfuck

Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.

"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."

by Jeff May 21, 2003

stumpfuck

amputeed

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

stumpfuck

A technique used to fuck a large farm animal in a cleared field.

After looking into No. 29's big brown eyes I knew I would have to take her out of the barn and stumpfuck her.

by Ben Dover October 19, 2004