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Mackie, meaning mackie academy, is a school filled to the brim with slags, chavs, and most importantly disgusting gadjs who like to act hard. If your planning on teaching there, just to pre-warn the police are chilling there a few times a week and just about every decent teacher mackie academy has ever had has popped off to another school (mearns academy) do try to ignore the potent stench of weed and cocaine coming from the bathroom and lockers, it’s only the air freshener.
Aye I go to mackie

Aight piss off yer chav
by Ur touchy uncle November 13, 2018
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The Nussy, or the β€œnose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
β€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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A Mackie is a kind, GORGEOUS, smart, funny, silly, spontaneous, outgoing, bold, interesting girl. All the boys want her. But she needs the best boy ever, because a Mackie is the best girl you can get. If you think she's not perfect now. Oh she will become even more beautiful and downright incredible. I've known a Mackie since I was three and she still continues to amaze me. Mackies are some of the smartest and most funny people you'll ever meet, so don't listen to negative things people say about her without actually knowing her. Mackies are hard on themselves and always try to compare themselves to other people even though they have no reason to because they are perfect just the way they are and the only person they need to convince of that is themselves. Face it guys, she's a kind, flexible hottie. Duh, Keeper!
Guy 1: Man, Mackie is so smart and funny!
Guy 2: Don't forget plain GORGEOUS!!!
Guy 3: Yeah man, you are so lucky to have such an amazing girl like her!
Mackie's Boyfriend: Ehh, she's ok. I'm mean I could do way better but if I dump her she'll be heart broken.
Guy 3: Are you freaking kidding me!?!
Guy 2: You are seriously the biggest jerk in the world.
Guy 1: Do you know how lucky you are? A girl better than Mackie doesn't even exist!!!
Guy 3: There's no way you could do better than Mackie, but she sure as heck could do better than you!!!
by Bestfriends? April 14, 2013
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A totally awesome, lovely, gentle man. A caring individual, who cares for others over himself. Sometimes has the tendenacy to over think matters too much, but amazing advice giver. Quiet romantic, great kisser!
"Have you met my Mackie?"
by sexymarjongirl November 25, 2011
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A girl shy as can be....until you meet them. Then all Heck brakes loose. She is an amazing girl that is beautiful beyond belief and can't see it. She is a klutz at times and will trip over air. She will be the best thing to walk in your life. And you'll inevitably fall in love
Guy1: wow....who's that??
Guy2: obviously it's Mackie she fell on the ground and I'm already in love!
by momo99 September 15, 2013
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To include someone in your memories who wasn't actually actually there.
Guy 1: "Hey, remember last Saturday when we went to the bar?"
Guy 2: "Uh, no"
Guy 1: "Wow , oh mang, I totally Mackied you into my memory!"
by Scatterpussy June 13, 2009
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Verb meaning to mislead or fool someone.
Person 1: Hey I thought you told me that chick wanted me.
Person 2: I know but was really funny watching you get shot down!
Person 1: Ohh you mackied me you asshole!
by Lvnlrn July 10, 2008
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