Mackie, meaning mackie academy, is a school filled to the brim with slags, chavs, and most importantly disgusting gadjs who like to act hard. If your planning on teaching there, just to pre-warn the police are chilling there a few times a week and just about every decent teacher mackie academy has ever had has popped off to another school (mearns academy) do try to ignore the potent stench of weed and cocaine coming from the bathroom and lockers, it’s only the air freshener.
by Ur touchy uncle November 13, 2018
A Mackie is a kind, GORGEOUS, smart, funny, silly, spontaneous, outgoing, bold, interesting girl. All the boys want her. But she needs the best boy ever, because a Mackie is the best girl you can get. If you think she's not perfect now. Oh she will become even more beautiful and downright incredible. I've known a Mackie since I was three and she still continues to amaze me. Mackies are some of the smartest and most funny people you'll ever meet, so don't listen to negative things people say about her without actually knowing her. Mackies are hard on themselves and always try to compare themselves to other people even though they have no reason to because they are perfect just the way they are and the only person they need to convince of that is themselves. Face it guys, she's a kind, flexible hottie. Duh, Keeper!
Guy 1: Man, Mackie is so smart and funny!
Guy 2: Don't forget plain GORGEOUS!!!
Guy 3: Yeah man, you are so lucky to have such an amazing girl like her!
Mackie's Boyfriend: Ehh, she's ok. I'm mean I could do way better but if I dump her she'll be heart broken.
Guy 3: Are you freaking kidding me!?!
Guy 2: You are seriously the biggest jerk in the world.
Guy 1: Do you know how lucky you are? A girl better than Mackie doesn't even exist!!!
Guy 3: There's no way you could do better than Mackie, but she sure as heck could do better than you!!!
Guy 2: Don't forget plain GORGEOUS!!!
Guy 3: Yeah man, you are so lucky to have such an amazing girl like her!
Mackie's Boyfriend: Ehh, she's ok. I'm mean I could do way better but if I dump her she'll be heart broken.
Guy 3: Are you freaking kidding me!?!
Guy 2: You are seriously the biggest jerk in the world.
Guy 1: Do you know how lucky you are? A girl better than Mackie doesn't even exist!!!
Guy 3: There's no way you could do better than Mackie, but she sure as heck could do better than you!!!
by Bestfriends? April 15, 2013
A totally awesome, lovely, gentle man. A caring individual, who cares for others over himself. Sometimes has the tendenacy to over think matters too much, but amazing advice giver. Quiet romantic, great kisser!
"Have you met my Mackie?"
by sexymarjongirl November 26, 2011
Mackie is a girl plagued by insecurity. She's a girl who's harassed for how she dresses and acts; she does her best to overcome these issues in her life, but it isn't the easiest thing in the world. Her mental health is a true rollercoaster, and she tries her best to make everyone happy. Mackie is also often the punchline of jokes between her friends, and she doesn't know how to tell them to stop making them because of her people-pleasing tendencies. She is terrified of abandonment. She doesn't mean to be annoying or clingy or too much; she just uses physical touch as a love language and doesn't know how else to show affection. Her memory is the worst thing in the world when it comes to everything but unimportant information, like how to pronounce the names of Aztecan Gods. She also gets very attached to famous actors, specifically males in their thirties; examples include Jamie Campbell Bower, Andrew Garfield, and Thomas Brodie Sangster. She's also quite the klutz and will trip over anything and everything.
Although what is listed may be 'rude', Mackie is a very wonderful person. She will do her best to cheer you up on a bad day and is a very good listener. She's always up to hang out with you to do anything from baking to mini-golfing! She has a particular interest in music and loves the theatre! She has a good heart and just wants her friends and family to be happy.
Although what is listed may be 'rude', Mackie is a very wonderful person. She will do her best to cheer you up on a bad day and is a very good listener. She's always up to hang out with you to do anything from baking to mini-golfing! She has a particular interest in music and loves the theatre! She has a good heart and just wants her friends and family to be happy.
Person 1: Who's that girl over there that tripped up the stairs?
Person 2: Oh, it's probably Mackie, she trips over everything.
Person 2: Oh, it's probably Mackie, she trips over everything.
by thebopsbop June 30, 2022
Guy 1: "Hey, remember last Saturday when we went to the bar?"
Guy 2: "Uh, no"
Guy 1: "Wow , oh mang, I totally Mackied you into my memory!"
Guy 2: "Uh, no"
Guy 1: "Wow , oh mang, I totally Mackied you into my memory!"
by Scatterpussy June 14, 2009
Person 1: Hey I thought you told me that chick wanted me.
Person 2: I know but was really funny watching you get shot down!
Person 1: Ohh you mackied me you asshole!
Person 2: I know but was really funny watching you get shot down!
Person 1: Ohh you mackied me you asshole!
by Lvnlrn July 11, 2008
Guy 1: "Hey, remember last Saturday when we went to the bar?"
Guy 2: "Uh, no"
Guy 1: "Wow , oh mang, I totally Mackied you into my memory!"
Guy 2: "Uh, no"
Guy 1: "Wow , oh mang, I totally Mackied you into my memory!"
by Scatterpussy June 14, 2009