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Mackie, meaning mackie academy, is a school filled to the brim with slags, chavs, and most importantly disgusting gadjs who like to act hard. If your planning on teaching there, just to pre-warn the police are chilling there a few times a week and just about every decent teacher mackie academy has ever had has popped off to another school (mearns academy) do try to ignore the potent stench of weed and cocaine coming from the bathroom and lockers, it’s only the air freshener.
Aye I go to mackie

Aight piss off yer chav
Mackie by Ur touchy uncle November 13, 2018
Words you can keep
A Mackie is a kind, GORGEOUS, smart, funny, silly, spontaneous, outgoing, bold, interesting girl. All the boys want her. But she needs the best boy ever, because a Mackie is the best girl you can get. If you think she's not perfect now. Oh she will become even more beautiful and downright incredible. I've known a Mackie since I was three and she still continues to amaze me. Mackies are some of the smartest and most funny people you'll ever meet, so don't listen to negative things people say about her without actually knowing her. Mackies are hard on themselves and always try to compare themselves to other people even though they have no reason to because they are perfect just the way they are and the only person they need to convince of that is themselves. Face it guys, she's a kind, flexible hottie. Duh, Keeper!
Guy 1: Man, Mackie is so smart and funny!
Guy 2: Don't forget plain GORGEOUS!!!
Guy 3: Yeah man, you are so lucky to have such an amazing girl like her!
Mackie's Boyfriend: Ehh, she's ok. I'm mean I could do way better but if I dump her she'll be heart broken.
Guy 3: Are you freaking kidding me!?!
Guy 2: You are seriously the biggest jerk in the world.
Guy 1: Do you know how lucky you are? A girl better than Mackie doesn't even exist!!!
Guy 3: There's no way you could do better than Mackie, but she sure as heck could do better than you!!!
Mackie by Bestfriends? April 14, 2013
A totally awesome, lovely, gentle man. A caring individual, who cares for others over himself. Sometimes has the tendenacy to over think matters too much, but amazing advice giver. Quiet romantic, great kisser!
"Have you met my Mackie?"
Mackie by sexymarjongirl November 25, 2011
A girl shy as can be....until you meet them. Then all Heck brakes loose. She is an amazing girl that is beautiful beyond belief and can't see it. She is a klutz at times and will trip over air. She will be the best thing to walk in your life. And you'll inevitably fall in love
Guy1: wow....who's that??
Guy2: obviously it's Mackie she fell on the ground and I'm already in love!
mackie by momo99 September 15, 2013
To include someone in your memories who wasn't actually actually there.
Guy 1: "Hey, remember last Saturday when we went to the bar?"
Guy 2: "Uh, no"
Guy 1: "Wow , oh mang, I totally Mackied you into my memory!"
Mackie by Scatterpussy June 14, 2009
Verb meaning to mislead or fool someone.
Person 1: Hey I thought you told me that chick wanted me.
Person 2: I know but was really funny watching you get shot down!
Person 1: Ohh you mackied me you asshole!
Mackie by Lvnlrn June 27, 2008
this kid who's short lmao jk jk
he's fun but has a short dick and is going thru a LoT oF pUbErTy
he smart boi and can dashi run run run

he's also my daddy
yeet: mackie is a yeeter
mackie by juncockloser101 November 10, 2020
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