Scrumplefuck

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A fat individual typically African American that does not do anything other then sleep and eat

"look at this scrumplefuck on the couch"

Scrumplefuck by Retard420 October 25, 2024

Words you can keep

Scrunklefuck

Adored but frustrating.
An asshole you love. Doesn't even have to be an asshole.
Lovable, but god fucking damn, could they not?

This bastard is a scrunklefuck.

Scrunklefuck by Lucky Ruell April 18, 2023

Related Words

Scrumplefuck • scrumblefuck • Scrunklefuck • stumplefuck • Crumple Fuck

scrumblefuck

an affectionate word that relates to calling someone silly; a result of cute aggression and you can't help but want to insult them

or

a genuine insult because that person is so dumb you had to make up a new word to describe how stupid you think they are

"my boyfriend is such a silly little scrumblefuck, i love him so much it's crazy!"

or

"kevin you absolute scrumblefuck, what the hell are you doing you lost cumshot"

scrumblefuck by neoticnymph November 25, 2023

Scrunklefuck

The most adorable little scrunkle ever who everyone else hates for a good and understandable reason but you don’t because omg look at them and also because you’re delusional (no offense)

Gamzee is such a cute little scrunklefuck I love him with all my heart (platonic)

Scrunklefuck by Kankri January 23, 2024

stumplefuck

Someone that’s a retard. Someone that likes fat cock in their bum bum. Someone that is so stupid they’d think golden goose eggs exist. Someone so dumb they think racism will never end. MERICA. Hoo rah.

Alex: oh my god do you see that that bitch Becky is doing?

Tiffany: yeah she’s being a stumplefuck. Beckaaay.

stumplefuck by lazbnx January 30, 2024

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026