The most adorable little scrunkle ever who everyone else hates for a good and understandable reason but you don’t because omg look at them and also because you’re delusional (no offense)
Someone that’s a retard. Someone that likes fat cock in their bum bum. Someone that is so stupid they’d think golden goose eggs exist. Someone so dumb they think racism will never end. MERICA. Hoo rah.
Alex: oh my god do you see that that bitch Becky is doing?
Tiffany: yeah she’s being a stumplefuck. Beckaaay.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.