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Stroke God 

The one kid that is hard at everything. He is the ideal specimen
Bro, Chris is a stroke god
Stroke God by Stroke god April 6, 2017
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Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

A phrase to respond to an unanswerable question. It comes from a review by Possum Reviews on the homemade movie, "The Goblin." In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on a propane stove. It is never brought up again and has no reason, so Possum repeats it multiple times in the video.
Friend: Why did your parents make you?
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?
Stroke FC is a non league football team based in North-west England Carlisle.
They are a football club aiming for success and hope one day they can progress into the football league.
They hold a historic win over nearby rivals Carlisle UTD when Stroke FC beat them 5 - 2 in a friendly game.
Their fans claim to be called "The Strokers".
Stroke FC is a growing football team filled with talent

Carolina stove top 

The act of performing bare bottomed flatulence in a person's face who is laying down. Similar to a dutch oven in terms of sharing a fart with an unsuspecting individual.
Check out Mandy passed out on the couch. Go hit her with the carolina stove top.

Penalty stroke 

a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.
I forgot my wife's birthday so instead of having sex I ended up taking a penalty stroke.
Penalty stroke by arnie123 April 4, 2015

Stroke n Suck 

When a guy stroke's a girls hair and suck's her breasts at the same time.
Chad was on the couch with Kiersten in the middle of A Stroke n Suck when his wife walked on them!
Stroke n Suck by SlopNChop October 19, 2016