1.) the act of a girl faking she is asleep after 1-2 drinks at a party to avoid the creepy guy in the corner that has been trying to get with her all night
After Mike was getting a little "grabby" with Betty, she decided she would have to have to pull a possum, so she curled up into a ball and went to sleep
by Nibcats December 05, 2006
Use to replace the word flatulence, and having to do with all anal secretions. Refers to when your anus sounds like the growling of a possum or smells like one that has been hit on the road.
When talking about taking a dump;
"I have to make a possum!"
"I'll need to use some more possum paper (toilet paper)."
When talking about flatulence; pppfffrrt "Possum!!!"
Also when talking about flatulence; "Did you smell Chelsea's Possum?!"
When thinking about taking a dump;
"Hey Darryl do you wanna go possum hunting?"
"Sorry I forgot my possum license."
If someone possums you can use possum spray (air freshener)
"I have to make a possum!"
"I'll need to use some more possum paper (toilet paper)."
When talking about flatulence; pppfffrrt "Possum!!!"
Also when talking about flatulence; "Did you smell Chelsea's Possum?!"
When thinking about taking a dump;
"Hey Darryl do you wanna go possum hunting?"
"Sorry I forgot my possum license."
If someone possums you can use possum spray (air freshener)
by Zach, Wade, Brian, David July 20, 2006
Another word for asshole, wanker, twat, pussy etc. Mainly used in Britain as an insult towards people, but also said in countries such as Australia and Canada.
by Brakenissocoollike October 19, 2011
Possums are awesome as a result of their ability to rhyme their species name with the word awesome in the English language.
by PossumCuber September 26, 2009
by Krazy K October 20, 2003
When a guy is almost about to cum and knocks the girl unconscious (so she's limp and hanging upside-down on the bed) and he finishes.
by E E K May 07, 2009
A small animal, no idea what they look like, but they have funny names. possum possum possum, everyone should love possums!
by Insane_Hyper_Moose April 28, 2005