Snacks and food samples that a grocery store will serve at various locations in order to tempt the patrons into buying something they weren't planning on (pizza, chips and dip, sausage, etc.). Usually happens on the weekend.
When a person or events conspire to create havok with your best laid plans. To ensure a dramatic failure with negative and often dire consequence.
Person 1: I was on my way to lunch yesterday when I got Steve'd!!
Person 2: Oh no, really?
Person 1: Yes way! I got a call on my phone, and not only did my lunch date cancel on me, but the prick made me turn around and come into a last minute meeting