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store d'oeuvres 

Snacks and food samples that a grocery store will serve at various locations in order to tempt the patrons into buying something they weren't planning on (pizza, chips and dip, sausage, etc.). Usually happens on the weekend.
I went to Costco the other day and filled up on store d'oeuvres.

AntSports Steve'd 

When you jizz in your hand during sex, then slap your partners face with it.

Also when you screw over your customers by never paying attention to the product you've created for them.
"That bitch was complaining about how quick I finished but I had pulled out and caught my wad - so I Antsports Steve'd her and she shut the hell up."

"Yea, then the commissioner added two Marc Bulgers and a playoff upgrade for the league during the final week. He totally Antsports Steve'd us."

Antsports Steve'd 

When you jizz in your hand at climax during sex, then slap your partners face with it.

Also when you screw over your customers by never paying attention to the product you've created for them.
"That bitch was complaining about how quick I finished but I had pulled out and caught my wad - so I Antsports Steve'd her and she shut the hell up."

"Yea, then the commissioner added two Marc Bulgers and a playoff upgrade for the league during the final week. He totally Antsports Steve'd us."

BRUAHNT'T'SNTSCH'STEIG'SNT'STVE'D'VE' 

Stupid carbon based life form 1: did he just do that?
Stupid carbon based life form 2: BRUAHNT'T'SNTSCH'STEIG'SNT'STVE'D'VE'
When a person or events conspire to create havok with your best laid plans. To ensure a dramatic failure with negative and often dire consequence.
Person 1: I was on my way to lunch yesterday when I got Steve'd!!

Person 2: Oh no, really?
Person 1: Yes way! I got a call on my phone, and not only did my lunch date cancel on me, but the prick made me turn around and come into a last minute meeting
Steve'd by Steve Danaher April 20, 2010

Stove Dweller 

Adjective... Female Chef

Son " mom please come play in the garden with me... it's a beautiful day...

Mom " ask your dad.. he said I must stay in the kitchen because I am a Stove Dweller
Why are you outside you bleddy Stove Dweller....
Stove Dweller by GAZZAJOKES September 1, 2023