1. According to a Hetalia Kink Meme, "Two crisp, crumbly cookies adhered with a sticky, syrup filling. Firm and chewy when cold, but left to cover a hot, steaming cup of coffee, the core went all melty. From toffee to caramel in consistency. The kind that stuck to the roof of your mouth and you had to lick and suck at furiously to get off."
2. We have no idea, but also according to a Hetalia Kink Meme, some sort of service offered by prostitutes that involves 5 pints of some unidentifiable liquid, 14 eggs, a whisk, and a coat hanger.
Verb. An inadequate gesture of compensation made by a company with monopoly on a service. Gesture has the opposite intended effect and draws negative attention to it's shittybusiness practices.
I just paid $2000 dollars for an eight hour flight to Hawaii. The airline stroopwaffled me. All I got was some lousy wasabiricecrackers.