game shame

The regretful feeling of a life wasted after finishing a 12 hour plus gaming sesh. Immediately followed by the need to play more games.

Steve: man Simon sounded down last night.
Chris: he'll be okay tomorrow when he logs back in, it's the only cure for game shame.

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

anal tremors

The involuntarily contractions of the anus while waiting for penetration.

Greg: I love watching your rim twitch like that, it's so hot
Steph: I can't help it babe, I've got anal tremors

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

car whore

Person, typically a man, who loves his car more than his girlfriend.

Becky: Who put your new car as your background?
Simon: I did of course.
Becky: What the fuck, what's wrong with the picture you had of us?
Simon: You know I love you too.
Becky: Your such a car whore.

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

mildly moist

A horrible way to describe anything slightly wet.

Tim: I couldn't get that chick last night any more than mildly moist.
Ben: you got no game dude.

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

dick funk

A filthy smell. The product of not washing beneath the foreskin

Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

cock fried

When you have so much sex your dick feels like it has been deep fried.

omg last night Stacy was crazy, she wouldn't quit. I'm totally cock fried

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

ass smudge

When an offensively fat individual sits down on the toilet, misses the centre and leaves a gross shit stain on the back edge of the toilet seat.

Timmy: I swear if Simon leaves one more ass smudge on the toilet seat I'm going to flip.
Craig: Man he can't help it, he huge.

by mattpacer May 15, 2016