stronked 

To be drunk and high.

Dude, we were at this party last night and we got STRONKED.

stronked by drperpper December 31, 2011

Stronke 

A possibly fatal disease caused by smoking tobacco from New Zealand. It could or could not be a real disease, we’re not exactly sure.

Dude 1: “Hey, watch out for those smoking items, it might have the stronke”

Dude 2: “what’s the stronke?

Dude 1: “I’m not exactly sure, it may or may not be real, but if it is, it sure could be fatal!”

Stronke by MegaSpaceHamlet March 5, 2019

Stonked 

To be crazy, out of order.

Teacher: They scheduled a fire drill today at 1:30
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!

Stonked by StonkeyDonkey December 23, 2020

beef stroked 

To get your man handle rubbed on by a lady.

Dude, grant is going to whip out his dude meat and get his beef stroked by rachel tonight.

beef stroked by -taters- June 21, 2006

stroked out 

something stopped working, or screwed up

Man,my vacuum stroked out and it's not picking up anything. Can I borrow yours?

stroked out by Cryptina March 15, 2006

Strunked

Stoned and drunk at the same time

After all that weed and beer, i was really strunked

Strunked by Chris man May 21, 2005

Stoked, stroked and up in smoke 

A euphemism for blue balls or the female equivalent. Stoked about getting it, stroked for a little while, and then it all goes up in smoke and nothing happens.

"Man, last night blew. Stoked, stroked and up in smoke."

Stoked, stroked and up in smoke by Lanikai July 18, 2009