beef stroked

To get your man handle rubbed on by a lady.

Dude, grant is going to whip out his dude meat and get his beef stroked by rachel tonight.

by -taters- June 21, 2006

Beef Stroke It Off

The gentle art of onanism.
ie wank

No, i cant come out tonight, im having beef stroke it session.

by Anonymous December 28, 2005

Beef Stroking Cock Fungus

A man who's cock is so filthy that no woman, regaurdless of her low level of standards will not fornicate with or perform any sexual act upon resulting in the last resort of masturbation forever.

Nicole - Why are Mikey's hands always that strange shade of green???

Tiffany - Because he's a beef stroking cock fungus and that's the color of his cock!

by Pinkfuzzzybunny August 16, 2006