Shronked

Owned; defeated; pwned; beat (at a game).

1. I totally shronked you in Mario Kart last night.
2. GET SHRONKED!
3. After she beat me in 5 consecutive games of Mortal Kombat, I had to admit I'd been shronked.

Shronked by questioney March 10, 2019

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Shronkey

Derived from the movie “Shrek”: ½ Shrek, ½ Donkey A burley no necked bald man that resembles and OGER and acts like a total ASS.

No wonder Josh only goes out with skankey hoes, he is such a Shronkey!

Shronkey by Grondinelli January 20, 2009

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Shronkey

Definition: The sinful reminder that while your sins may be many, God's will always be greater.

Example:
Patricia: Hey (redacted), wanna look at my Shronkey fanfic?

(Redacted): y-your... your fucking what
Patrcia:
(Redacted):
Patricia
(Redacted):
Patricia: my shrek x donkey fanfic-
(Redacted): oh my fucking god patricia, your sins are many, but god's are apparently greater

Shronkey by squashDefinesStuff September 28, 2019

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like if shrek and donkey fuck and the kids is shronkey then

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Shronkdaddy

An exclamation used to declare a winning hand in poker, usu. a hand that wins a very large part. General usage includes loudly shouting "SHRONKDADDY!" while raking in an opponent's chips. Named in honor of the late PokerRoad Radio Producer Justin Shronk.

I had Jacks and the flop came Ace, Jack, Jack. Dude moved all in on me and I called and yelled SHRONKDADDY while I stacked his cash.

Shronkdaddy by WTFFantasiaBarrino April 23, 2009

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Shmonked

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af

Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.

Shmonked by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018

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Spronked

To get fucked up, messed up, destroyed, or embarrassed in the sickest way by/in front of your group of assholes/friends.

You: *your friend knocks you out of the course in GTA*

Your friend: hope you have insurance, cause you just got spronked!

You: *just got roasted so hard your considered burnt*

Your friend: Ooooooo, You just got mega spronked dude!

Spronked by MTMS Shooked November 21, 2017

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