Stroked
stroked... same as ripped off
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stroked
Person 1 :"Here your fat."
Person 2:"I may be fat but I can lose weight, your just plain ugly."
Person 1: " Aw you stroked me something shocking"
Person 2:"I may be fat but I can lose weight, your just plain ugly."
Person 1: " Aw you stroked me something shocking"
stroked by xxspratt_the_brattxx March 29, 2009
Stroked
Man 1: "Jump that fence"
Man 2: "No there's guard dogs on the other side!"
Man 1: "No theres not I've jumped this fence loads of times, so that's where your stroked."
Man 2: "No there's guard dogs on the other side!"
Man 1: "No theres not I've jumped this fence loads of times, so that's where your stroked."
Stroked by jamawabbadin November 8, 2010
stroked out
stroked out by Cryptina March 15, 2006
Stroked the mime
Use to indicate either doing well in something or very poorly. A term that has become more and more prevelant in society over the past century. It originally began in the Middle Ages, when mimes (common performers in the medieval theatre or production) that performed poorly were often ordered lashed (known as "stroking" back then) with a whip by the local Bishop. As society developed and advanced, the whip was eventually phased out, however, mimes were unfortunately not. The negative meaning came from the disgraceful act of harming the enterainer (mime). However, as time moved on, and some aspects of society began to dislike and look down on the miming arts, this saying became postively used by members of the anti-mime movement. Today, it is often used in theatre, particularly in the mime entertainer community to describe a performance.
This phrase was often used by several well-known people in recent history such as Charles Lindbergh, Al Capone and U.S. President Harry S. Truman.
This phrase was often used by several well-known people in recent history such as Charles Lindbergh, Al Capone and U.S. President Harry S. Truman.
Stroked the mime by HarvardProfessor3 July 20, 2010
Stroked out
When a person is so drunk or drugged up that they appear to be having a stroke.
Or the person is actually having a stroke.
Or the person is actually having a stroke.
"Fuck me man I was stroked out last night"
"Fucking keep her lit sinbad what was it like?"
"Wouldn't recommend it mate. It was like taking a shite in a third world country and then kimbo slice raped my most precious memory."
"Haha.Sacky bobo son"
"Fucking keep her lit sinbad what was it like?"
"Wouldn't recommend it mate. It was like taking a shite in a third world country and then kimbo slice raped my most precious memory."
"Haha.Sacky bobo son"
Stroked out by Stroked out sexual predator August 4, 2009
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