Spronked

To get fucked up, messed up, destroyed, or embarrassed in the sickest way by/in front of your group of assholes/friends.

You: *your friend knocks you out of the course in GTA*

Your friend: hope you have insurance, cause you just got spronked!

You: *just got roasted so hard your considered burnt*

Your friend: Ooooooo, You just got mega spronked dude!

by MTMS Shooked November 21, 2017

sprunked

Verb: the complete and utter obliteration of someone in a GTA V race. Usually to a point where they have to restart.

He sprunked me off of the track and into the river! I just sprunked myself!

by TheDimensionist February 13, 2017

sponked

to defecate in large amounts.

I sponked all over Barry White's face.

by the skaggot March 3, 2004

Spronkledoodle

A intellectual species that has pool noodles for arms and legs. It's head is big, but not brainy. Closely related to a burrows.

Man: "Hey, did you see that?"
Other Man: "See what?"
Man: "The spronkledoodle, it was just there."

by Pewpew boom boom November 6, 2017

sponkedoodle

when you put your cock in the dishwasher and ur dad comes in and rapes your cat

fuck man! I got sponkedoodled yesterday

by whiteretard April 10, 2018

Spranked

To be 'Spranked' is a 2023 British craze whereby a hyperlinks are masked (predominantly through work communications), taking users inadvertently through to profiles of unexpecting work colleagues. The craze was inspired by Rickrolling.

OMG. You Spranked me. I really wasn't expecting to see Jon's profile when you sent me your (late) end of year results. Good one!

by anonymous June 30, 2023

stronked

To be drunk and high.

Dude, we were at this party last night and we got STRONKED.

by drperpper December 31, 2011