skronked

A verb describing the 1 man 1 jar incident. (In which a man is expanding his asshole with a glass jar and the jar breaks) the sound represents the jar shattering inside the mans body.

"Man Jeff got skronked so hard"

by Nota possum April 19, 2016

skonked

1. Marijuana Intoxication, also see:
high stoned blazed hammered

"I've smoked too many bifters and i'm skonked!"

by Fuzzt February 16, 2004

skrunked

Skrunked is when you are defeated, often in a demeaning fashion. This normally apllies to Online gaming and sports but also has other functions. It was invented by the famous british Counter Strike player Skrunk. It is similar to Pwned or 0wned.

"bob killed john with 194 dmg in 1 hit"
"aaaaah dude, you got skrunked!"

by C. Terry July 9, 2007

Spronked

To get fucked up, messed up, destroyed, or embarrassed in the sickest way by/in front of your group of assholes/friends.

You: *your friend knocks you out of the course in GTA*

Your friend: hope you have insurance, cause you just got spronked!

You: *just got roasted so hard your considered burnt*

Your friend: Ooooooo, You just got mega spronked dude!

by MTMS Shooked November 21, 2017

Skroned

It’s just like.. stoned... but better

John: Im focking skroneddd.
Keyur: We’re all focking skroned bruhh

by OfficiallyInfamous October 1, 2018

skonked

To get fucked; to have sex.

"Yo, what happened between you and Mary last night?"
"We totally skonked."

by wolfybinch January 22, 2017

get skranked

To be embarrassed in front of everyone on your group chat.

"Dude, I got the highest grade in English."
"Dude it's English CLASS."
"Oh man, get skranked!"

by Dañger December 30, 2015