by S. Kronk November 18, 2004

by Dr.Mask June 08, 2009

To annoy someone to the point of madness without realizing it.
From Shel Silverstein's short play "No Skronking," set in a diner. A customer notices a sign saying "No Skronking" and inquires as to what it means, which the waitress advises against. He persists and ends up driving her completely crazy. Produced twice, once at the Atlantic Theater Company, in NYC, and once by the Market Theater, in Cambridge, MA.
From Shel Silverstein's short play "No Skronking," set in a diner. A customer notices a sign saying "No Skronking" and inquires as to what it means, which the waitress advises against. He persists and ends up driving her completely crazy. Produced twice, once at the Atlantic Theater Company, in NYC, and once by the Market Theater, in Cambridge, MA.
"Excuse me, is that spelled right? No Skronking? Shouldn't that say No Smoking?"
"Oh, you'd know if you were a skronker."
"Oh, you'd know if you were a skronker."
by Matt Griffin July 26, 2004

To utterly kill/destory/obliterate a player in an online video game. Utilized mainly as a verb, skronk was made popular in PLAYERUNKNOWN's Battlegrounds
1. Lets go and skronk some skronkables
2. I've got my SKRONKIN stick, LETS GO BOYS!
3. I got skronked
2. I've got my SKRONKIN stick, LETS GO BOYS!
3. I got skronked
by Fahlstur May 01, 2017

The Saskatchewan slang for sex. Mainly used by teenagers, who are obsessed with the subject. Also used more often when catching a couple in a bush at a party.
by Whitney J May 17, 2005

A form of an explosive fart, that can be produced buy letting a high pressure fart while sitting flat on your butt in a bathtub full of water.
by Mook Bug July 27, 2019

"Dude, you just skronked me! That was really awkward."
"Gross. Why would you skronk me? Do you like me or something?"
"Gross. Why would you skronk me? Do you like me or something?"
by Shmishews February 27, 2009
