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Stringer bell 

A badass motherfucker from the HBO series The Wire
"Nigga, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?"- Stringer Bell
Stringer bell by prestonatorr December 20, 2010

Twanging The One Stringed Bass

Matt's taking his time, what's he doing in there, twanging the one stringed bass?

stringy paddle 

n. A Violin.

As used in the Strangers With Candy episode when Jerri Blank (played by Amy Sedaris) becomes a violin prodigy.
Jerri (Amy Sedaris) discovers she has a previously unknown talent in this episode of the off-color Comedy Central series. Kicked out of the Flatpoint High orchestra by Mr. Jellineck (Paul Dinello) for pounding on the timpani and refusing to follow directions, a distressed Jerri remains behind after class and begins experimenting with the various instruments. Eavesdropping on the horrible sounds coming from the orchestra room, Mr. Noblot (Stephen Colbert) is stunned when Jerri picks up the violin and starts playing beautifully. Soon taking her under his wing and forcing her to practice tirelessly, Mr. Noblot isolates Jerri from her friends and peers in order to vicariously experience the success that eluded him as a child. Distressed by the scratches on Jerri's hands from attempting to groom the family cat, Mr. Noblot brings Jerri to live with him so that she may focus entirely on her practicing. With Mr. Noblot's newfound obsession driving a wedge between him and Mr. Jellineck, and the disapproval of Jerri's father adding to the negative impact that practicing has had on her social life, Jerri decides to give up the "stringy paddle" (her name for the violin) the very night of the Tri-County Music Championship. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
stringy paddle by smudgetool September 17, 2008

5 stringer 

when a man blows his load and there are 5 strong pulses (strings) of semen that come out.
dude, i had a massive load last night. i'm talking 5 stringer.

stringer 

A term for a birdwatcher who regularly fabricates sightings of (usually rare) birds, or purposefully misidentifies common species as rare ones (often for attention).
do you think steve really saw that white gyrfalcon?
No, we all know Steve is a stringer.
stringer by Hepatic tanager August 20, 2020

Jordan Stringer 

One of Canada's top emerging music Producers and Audio Engineers. Also a highly skilled Multi-instrumentalist. Resides on Vancouver Island BC. and founded Cabin Fever Studios. Born in North York Ontario, and grew up in Bancroft Ontario, slowly heading Westward over the years. Has a natural ear for music and rhythm since childhood, and is claimed to be a musical prodigy by his peers.
Whenever i hear a great album that i can't put down, by a BC artist, I assume that it was Produced or mixed by Jordan Stringer.
Jordan Stringer by Frank Chant February 6, 2010