cancer sticks

A euphemism for filterless cigarettes, not to be confused with joints.

Pass me some cancer sticks nigga.

by Lindsey March 27, 2005

certified

1.de-virginitized
2.completed sex-ed(sexual education)
3.approved of not being terrible in bed

"My boyfriend certified me."
"I am certified in sex-ed."
"I think YOU're the one that has to certify ME.

by lindsey June 04, 2003

Random Hero

Ryan Dunn/Plugs

"I'm about to get yanked the fuck off this bike."-RD, Jackass

by Lindsey February 14, 2004

poochie-outtie

Any object that protrudes or sticks out where it shouldn't, looks weird, or where it is inconvenient. To extend outward beyond a usual point.

Omigod, look at the belly on that dude...what a poochie-outtie he's got goin' on there! Eeeww!

by Lindsey September 16, 2006

quarvinspikn

A person who is so amazing that he defies all known words to describe them. Words are inadaquate, and fail miserably.

Ryan Parma amazes Jenna with his quarvinspikn each time they hang out.

by Lindsey March 22, 2004

poochie outie

See poochie-outie.

That girl's belly is so poochie outie it's hanging over her pants!

by Lindsey September 16, 2006

creamy cheese

Stuff you put on your bagel, yeah yeah, BAGEL!!! 5... MORE MINUTES!!

i need a bagel. with that cheese that creamy creamy cheese cheese

by Lindsey January 12, 2004