straightface 

when someone sends you an old meme or some unfunny shit and you keep a straight face on it

"Dude, stop sending me old shit. I will straightface it all"

straightface by placebo! August 19, 2020

Straight face gang

When someone posts some boring ass stuff and you wanna call them out. No one likes Tik Tok, your memes aren’t funny anymore.

Generic meme account: *posts some boring tik tok/meme*
Literally Everyone: Straight face gang wya

Straight face gang by Videotaped iron April 15, 2019

Portland Straightjacket 

During sex from behind, the male grabs the girl's wrists with his opposite hands and pulls them back tightly across her chest. Vigorous sex ensues with the guy using the arms as leverage.

Cameron finished the deed in style by putting her in a Portland Straightjacket

Portland Straightjacket by The Veteran of Vegas August 6, 2011

Straightback buffs 

Expensive Cartier Frames.... Made from Buffalo Tusks.!!!!

Im bout to snatch that nigga All White Straightback Buffs.!!!
All White Buffies got the hoes Wanna Fuck Me.!!!!
" Im buffed up, Loafed Up"

Straightback buffs by Rack Dropper October 23, 2009

straightmackin 

Talking and chatting with girls 24/7. Getting numbers like they're going out of style.

"Guess what I did last night?"

"I'm gonna guess you were straightmackin."

straightmackin by Nathan Rohlfs September 15, 2011

straightjacket snuggie 

A regular blanket.

After wrestling my straightjacket snuggie for 15 minutes, I was forced to either endure the chilling horrors of a cold remote hand or Tyler Perry's television programs.

straightjacket snuggie by themilkmantrink September 30, 2011

straight face test 

The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.

Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?

Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.

straight face test by P-Biddy July 11, 2018