straightface
straightface by placebo! August 19, 2020
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Straight face gang
When someone posts some boring ass stuff and you wanna call them out. No one likes Tik Tok, your memes aren’t funny anymore.
Straight face gang by Videotaped iron April 15, 2019
Portland Straightjacket
During sex from behind, the male grabs the girl's wrists with his opposite hands and pulls them back tightly across her chest. Vigorous sex ensues with the guy using the arms as leverage.
Portland Straightjacket by The Veteran of Vegas August 6, 2011
Straightback buffs
Im bout to snatch that nigga All White Straightback Buffs.!!!
All White Buffies got the hoes Wanna Fuck Me.!!!!
" Im buffed up, Loafed Up"
All White Buffies got the hoes Wanna Fuck Me.!!!!
" Im buffed up, Loafed Up"
Straightback buffs by Rack Dropper October 23, 2009
straightmackin
straightmackin by Nathan Rohlfs September 15, 2011
straightjacket snuggie
After wrestling my straightjacket snuggie for 15 minutes, I was forced to either endure the chilling horrors of a cold remote hand or Tyler Perry's television programs.
straightjacket snuggie by themilkmantrink September 30, 2011
straight face test
The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.
Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?
Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
straight face test by P-Biddy July 11, 2018
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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