To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.
Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.
by themilkmantrink August 24, 2011
Someone who becomes buzzed to an extent nearing infinity, possibly exceeding it. Usually accompanied by woody.
by themilkmantrink July 24, 2011
After wrestling my straightjacket snuggie for 15 minutes, I was forced to either endure the chilling horrors of a cold remote hand or Tyler Perry's television programs.
by themilkmantrink September 30, 2011
To take in more than the recommended dosage of life, typically lethal.
i.e. to die of natural causes.
i.e. to die of natural causes.
Old man Nelson's been living for so long, it's only a matter of time before he's going to OD on life.
by themilkmantrink July 30, 2011
Matt thought that spiking his hair would give him a better chance of picking up ladies at the party, but he ended up looking like a douchepine.
by themilkmantrink August 07, 2011
Used to imply that someone's life is so inconsequential, that they would be worth more to the world if their flesh was cured and smoked into delicious people-bacon.
Man 1: While you were gone, that hot girl from the bar called to see if you wanted to go out on friday. I told her you'd have to check with your parole officer.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.
by themilkmantrink August 12, 2011
The seemingly infinite amount of road construction resulting from recent plans to improve infrastructure.
by themilkmantrink August 03, 2011