placebo!'s definitions

Colorado Costco

You will need:

Condiments (peanut butter, jelly, etc.)

Blindfold

A freaky partner

Step 1:

Cover 2-3 fingers in different condiments of your choice
It’s important that you don’t tell your partner which condiments you used.

Step 2:

Let your partner taste your fingers and let them try to guess what’s on each finger. Let them know if they’re correct or incorrect

Step 3:

Take your dick and slather it in another condiment.

Step 4:

See where it goes from there!

“No way this motherfucker gave his girl a Colorado Costco”

“Yo I was fucking this fat bitch yesterday, and I swear man, knowing how to give her a Colorado Costco was so clutch. Fat hoes are into some freaky shit”

by placebo! May 23, 2023

Badstan

A Halsey fan, especially one who enjoys the album 'BADLANDS'

I'm totally a Badstan. My favorite song is probably Gasoline.

by placebo! February 21, 2021

straightface

when someone sends you an old meme or some unfunny shit and you keep a straight face on it

"Dude, stop sending me old shit. I will straightface it all"

by placebo! August 19, 2020

B.A.N.

Bum/Bitch Ass Nigga

Person 1: I'm better than you on Apex
Person 2: I carried you last match. Stfu B.A.N.

by placebo! March 29, 2021

Ex-Friend

Quicker and more slang way of referring to a former friend

My ex-friend once spent all this money on me, but it's funny because I will never pay him back

by placebo! December 12, 2020

Kam

This action refers to white suburban kids overusing and misusing street slang. Typically the reason why you shouldn't use slang in schools located in higher-income areas.

"Do you think some fish have kinks to hooks?"
"This dude"
"You'll only see 'This dude' looking in the mirror"
*closes phone* "Man, fuck my cracker ass friends. All they wanna do is kam shit up"

by placebo! May 8, 2022

Soft-Serve

The type of soft person who is most likely responsible for so many “anti-bullying” rules in the Terms & Conditions portion of any Internet service. Usually over-sensitive and doesn’t deserve access to the internet if their feelings get hurt that easily.
Can also be used as a verb to mean that something caters to extremely sensitive people.

“Dude, YouTube is getting rid of dislikes to promote mental health”
“I wanna meet the soft-serves who would kill themselves over a programmed number on a screen”

by placebo! September 9, 2021