Soft-Serve

The type of soft person who is most likely responsible for so many “anti-bullying” rules in the Terms & Conditions portion of any Internet service. Usually over-sensitive and doesn’t deserve access to the internet if their feelings get hurt that easily.
Can also be used as a verb to mean that something caters to extremely sensitive people.
“Dude, YouTube is getting rid of dislikes to promote mental health
“I wanna meet the soft-serves who would kill themselves over a programmed number on a screen”
by placebo! September 09, 2021
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Kam

This action refers to white suburban kids overusing and misusing street slang. Typically the reason why you shouldn't use slang in schools located in higher-income areas.
"Do you think some fish have kinks to hooks?"
"This dude"
"You'll only see 'This dude' looking in the mirror"
*closes phone* "Man, fuck my cracker ass friends. All they wanna do is kam shit up"
by placebo! May 08, 2022
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Badstan

A Halsey fan, especially one who enjoys the album 'BADLANDS'
I'm totally a Badstan. My favorite song is probably Gasoline.
by placebo! February 21, 2021
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straightface

when someone sends you an old meme or some unfunny shit and you keep a straight face on it
"Dude, stop sending me old shit. I will straightface it all"
by placebo! August 19, 2020
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Colorado Costco

You will need:

Condiments (peanut butter, jelly, etc.)

Blindfold

A freaky partner

Step 1:

Cover 2-3 fingers in different condiments of your choice
It’s important that you don’t tell your partner which condiments you used.

Step 2:

Let your partner taste your fingers and let them try to guess what’s on each finger. Let them know if they’re correct or incorrect

Step 3:

Take your dick and slather it in another condiment.

Step 4:

See where it goes from there!
“No way this motherfucker gave his girl a Colorado Costco”

“Yo I was fucking this fat bitch yesterday, and I swear man, knowing how to give her a Colorado Costco was so clutch. Fat hoes are into some freaky shit
by placebo! May 24, 2023
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Ex-Friend

Quicker and more slang way of referring to a former friend
My ex-friend once spent all this money on me, but it's funny because I will never pay him back
by placebo! December 12, 2020
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