by placebo! July 16, 2019
by placebo! August 19, 2020
You will need:
Condiments (peanut butter, jelly, etc.)
Blindfold
A freaky partner
Step 1:
Cover 2-3 fingers in different condiments of your choice
It’s important that you don’t tell your partner which condiments you used.
Step 2:
Let your partner taste your fingers and let them try to guess what’s on each finger. Let them know if they’re correct or incorrect
Step 3:
Take your dick and slather it in another condiment.
Step 4:
See where it goes from there!
Condiments (peanut butter, jelly, etc.)
Blindfold
A freaky partner
Step 1:
Cover 2-3 fingers in different condiments of your choice
It’s important that you don’t tell your partner which condiments you used.
Step 2:
Let your partner taste your fingers and let them try to guess what’s on each finger. Let them know if they’re correct or incorrect
Step 3:
Take your dick and slather it in another condiment.
Step 4:
See where it goes from there!
“No way this motherfucker gave his girl a Colorado Costco”
“Yo I was fucking this fat bitch yesterday, and I swear man, knowing how to give her a Colorado Costco was so clutch. Fat hoes are into some freaky shit”
“Yo I was fucking this fat bitch yesterday, and I swear man, knowing how to give her a Colorado Costco was so clutch. Fat hoes are into some freaky shit”
by placebo! May 24, 2023
by placebo! February 21, 2021
This action refers to white suburban kids overusing and misusing street slang. Typically the reason why you shouldn't use slang in schools located in higher-income areas.
"Do you think some fish have kinks to hooks?"
"This dude"
"You'll only see 'This dude' looking in the mirror"
*closes phone* "Man, fuck my cracker ass friends. All they wanna do is kam shit up"
"This dude"
"You'll only see 'This dude' looking in the mirror"
*closes phone* "Man, fuck my cracker ass friends. All they wanna do is kam shit up"
by placebo! May 08, 2022
The type of soft person who is most likely responsible for so many “anti-bullying” rules in the Terms & Conditions portion of any Internet service. Usually over-sensitive and doesn’t deserve access to the internet if their feelings get hurt that easily.
Can also be used as a verb to mean that something caters to extremely sensitive people.
Can also be used as a verb to mean that something caters to extremely sensitive people.
“Dude, YouTube is getting rid of dislikes to promote mental health”
“I wanna meet the soft-serves who would kill themselves over a programmed number on a screen”
“I wanna meet the soft-serves who would kill themselves over a programmed number on a screen”
by placebo! September 09, 2021
Try to get through the whole entire month of March without listening to a single song.
Rule 1. You must drive with no radio
Rule 2. Wearing noise canceling headphones is okay if it means you’ll drown out music with white noise per se. This can especially come in handy for trips to the store
Rule 3. Video game OSTs are not allowed either. Turn it off completely
Rule 4. Completely stop listening to music in any way, shape, or form for this entire month and try not to go insane
Rule 1. You must drive with no radio
Rule 2. Wearing noise canceling headphones is okay if it means you’ll drown out music with white noise per se. This can especially come in handy for trips to the store
Rule 3. Video game OSTs are not allowed either. Turn it off completely
Rule 4. Completely stop listening to music in any way, shape, or form for this entire month and try not to go insane
Friend 1: *whispering to himself and laughing with headphones on*
Friend 2: Yo what’s up with him
Friend 3: Oh nah. Brodie’s struggling on day 6 of No Music March
Friend 2: Yo what’s up with him
Friend 3: Oh nah. Brodie’s struggling on day 6 of No Music March
by placebo! November 25, 2022