placebo!'s definitions
by placebo! August 19, 2020
Get the straightfacemug. The type of soft person who is most likely responsible for so many “anti-bullying” rules in the Terms & Conditions portion of any Internet service. Usually over-sensitive and doesn’t deserve access to the internet if their feelings get hurt that easily.
Can also be used as a verb to mean that something caters to extremely sensitive people.
Can also be used as a verb to mean that something caters to extremely sensitive people.
“Dude, YouTube is getting rid of dislikes to promote mental health”
“I wanna meet the soft-serves who would kill themselves over a programmed number on a screen”
“I wanna meet the soft-serves who would kill themselves over a programmed number on a screen”
by placebo! September 9, 2021
Get the Soft-Servemug. This action refers to white suburban kids overusing and misusing street slang. Typically the reason why you shouldn't use slang in schools located in higher-income areas.
"Do you think some fish have kinks to hooks?"
"This dude"
"You'll only see 'This dude' looking in the mirror"
*closes phone* "Man, fuck my cracker ass friends. All they wanna do is kam shit up"
"This dude"
"You'll only see 'This dude' looking in the mirror"
*closes phone* "Man, fuck my cracker ass friends. All they wanna do is kam shit up"
by placebo! May 8, 2022
Get the Kammug. 
You will need:
Condiments (peanut butter, jelly, etc.)
Blindfold
A freaky partner
Step 1:
Cover 2-3 fingers in different condiments of your choice
It’s important that you don’t tell your partner which condiments you used.
Step 2:
Let your partner taste your fingers and let them try to guess what’s on each finger. Let them know if they’re correct or incorrect
Step 3:
Take your dick and slather it in another condiment.
Step 4:
See where it goes from there!
Condiments (peanut butter, jelly, etc.)
Blindfold
A freaky partner
Step 1:
Cover 2-3 fingers in different condiments of your choice
It’s important that you don’t tell your partner which condiments you used.
Step 2:
Let your partner taste your fingers and let them try to guess what’s on each finger. Let them know if they’re correct or incorrect
Step 3:
Take your dick and slather it in another condiment.
Step 4:
See where it goes from there!
“No way this motherfucker gave his girl a Colorado Costco”
“Yo I was fucking this fat bitch yesterday, and I swear man, knowing how to give her a Colorado Costco was so clutch. Fat hoes are into some freaky shit”
“Yo I was fucking this fat bitch yesterday, and I swear man, knowing how to give her a Colorado Costco was so clutch. Fat hoes are into some freaky shit”
by placebo! May 23, 2023
Get the Colorado Costcomug. by placebo! March 29, 2021
Get the B.A.N.mug. by placebo! February 21, 2021
Get the Badstanmug.