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Straightfae

"Straightfae" describes a gathering that takes place immediately after the working day ends. This usually involves the consumption of alcohol in a local public house.
"We doin' a straightfae the night then?"
"Ayeee"
by nosylla7 October 26, 2013
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Straightforward shooting weekend

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.
Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!
by DukeOfYork November 21, 2019
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straightie

1) a "straight" heterosexual individual
2) an edge piece of a puzzle with one or two "straight" sides
1) Natalie is a straightie, because she likes men.
2) While making a puzzle: I'm still looking for the last two straighties.
by David Noodel February 9, 2010
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Portland Straightjacket

During sex from behind, the male grabs the girl's wrists with his opposite hands and pulls them back tightly across her chest. Vigorous sex ensues with the guy using the arms as leverage.
Cameron finished the deed in style by putting her in a Portland Straightjacket
by The Veteran of Vegas August 6, 2011
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Straightener

A straightener in Liverpool is a fight between 2 people to settle their differences. - Not just a punch
Lad1: You 'angin round after school? Gilly is having a straightener with robbo!
Lad2: Yeah la deffo up for seein' that!
by tallica January 17, 2007
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hair straightener

A haircare tool that looks like a pair of barbecue tongs. There are two bits of metal on the inside of the 'tongs', and when you plug the straightener in, flick 'On', and select how hot you want it to go, the bits of metal will become extremely hot. DO NOT be a dumbass and grab the wrong side (I've never done that - ahem). Brush your hair out, add some heat protection balm or spray if you don't want your hair to fry, and then select a half-inch amount of hair, and clamp the two sides of the straightener together, running down the hair. Do this a few times and the hair will be left looking straight. The hotter the setting, the straigher your hair will be, but it will also be more damaging. Hair straightening is easier on thin hair than thick hair.

When the straightening is finished, mist your hair with hair spray, gloss sheen, a/o other styling products. If it's a misty or humid day outside your hair will instantly puff up and frizz as soon as you step outside -- this is why you need to make sure you're straightening your hair on a day that is pretty dry and sunny.

Your straight hair will last until you take a shower and wash your hair. If you're lucky, the hair will be left in the exact same condition as you started out with. If you're not so lucky, your hair will be left looking like you stuck a finger in an electric socket until you go to the hairdresser and get a deep conditioning treatment.
The best hair straighteners to use are the ceramic ones. The ionic ones are good too, and let's not forget the mother of all hair straightners, CHI.
by Angelacia July 7, 2007
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Straightback buffs

Expensive Cartier Frames.... Made from Buffalo Tusks.!!!!
Im bout to snatch that nigga All White Straightback Buffs.!!!
All White Buffies got the hoes Wanna Fuck Me.!!!!
" Im buffed up, Loafed Up"
by Rack Dropper October 23, 2009
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