Comic Shop Patron #1 (to the Comic Shop Clerk): I
see you've acquired a signed copy of "David
Boring", you are quite the storecerer.
Game Shop Patron #1 (to the Game Shop Clerk): Glad to see you've purged the shop of all D&D versions greater than or
equal to 3.5.
Game Shop Clerk: I think it's what The Gygax would've wanted.
Game Shop Patron #2: You, sir, are a mighty storecerer!