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Stoeckle 

An awesome person who is really cool but a little quirky.
Wow look at Stoeckle she is sooo cool.
Stoeckle by sldkjfsdfjioeu February 18, 2009
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Stoeckle 

Amazing, Cool, Perfect, Outstanding, Fantasmical.

Most commonly pronounced Stekle, and sometimes Sto-eck-lee.
Guy 1: Wow, that dude just pulled off a stoeckle!

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Guy 1: gives girl flower
Girl 1: Aww, how stoeckle of you!
Stoeckle by Grrgle February 16, 2009

Stoecker 

A Stoecker is an extremely sexy, intelligent species of man. They can be characterized by their model-esque looks, and have been permanantly banned from all Sexiest Man Alive contests. They are often seen traveling in pack's, usually consisting of one alpha male, and followed by a large number of Kim Kardashian-esque females, usually around the age of 20. They are also known for their love of exotic cars, great food, and most of all, fine women.
Dude, that guys got so many girls with him, he must be a Stoecker
Stoecker by gmoney199972 September 13, 2011

Steckley 

A steckley is the most crazy fun outrageous experience of a dude you will ever encounter in life. If you meet a steckley hold on for the ride of your life. He’s like no other and you will never be the same after meeting him. A farm boy that has broken all boundaries and lives like danger is non existent and makes you feel like everything will always be ok as long as your with him.
Things are so bland without steckley around.

Bro you should have seen what steckley just did it was awesome.
Steckley by WeBee Is the handle October 12, 2020

red steckled elbermung 

An ugly, red animal made up by Strongbad . The animal has drooped eyelids and a wormlike tail. Described by Strongbad as a nasty blob thing.
"R is for Red steckled elbermung."
red steckled elbermung by Wert March 8, 2005

stockley 

A person who wants to do good but does not quite make it. They arrange gatherings in town and tell people that there are going to be loads of people there with lots to do. Once you arrive you see him by himself usually in or heading towads Sainsbury's.
You say "You Stockley" or "You really Stoklied this haven't you!"
stockley by Adamski Belletovinch November 28, 2006

Stoeckeled 

to screw a buddy over something inconsequential or of little value; to fuck over a buddy, to sue a former friend; a so-called friend who lies in court to profit over a business deal
"Man that guy sued you for $600 over a $25 part? He really stoeckeled you!"

"You should stoeckel that guy who hit you during the race."
Stoeckeled by standupguy22 November 4, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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