A Stoecker is an extremely sexy,
intelligent species of man. They can be characterized by their model-esque looks, and have been permanantly banned from all
Sexiest Man Alive contests. They are often seen traveling in pack's, usually consisting of one
alpha male, and followed by a large number of Kim Kardashian-esque females, usually around the age of 20. They are also known for their love of exotic cars, great food, and most of all, fine women.