A Stoecker is an extremely sexy, intelligent species of man. They can be characterized by their model-esque looks, and have been permanantly banned from all Sexiest Man Alive contests. They are often seen traveling in
pack's, usually consisting of one
alpha male, and followed by a large number of Kim Kardashian-esque females, usually around the age of 20. They are also known for their
love of exotic cars, great food, and most of all, fine women.