stoled

past tense of stole, usually used by slack-jawed yokkles.

he done stoled my wheels!

by turd ferguson March 17, 2005

stoled

The past tense of stole when meaning to punch or injur someone.

Man did you see that fight? That guy got stoled on.

by foshacka_8238 May 9, 2009

stoled

Selling to a customer where you are stealing part of the profit.

Selling a widget at an agreed upon price and only reporting part of the profits. "I just stoled 5 units today."

by Rocket Sled Ned December 29, 2009

Stole-On

To punch someone in the face without the other person having a CLUE that it's coming

Did you see that? Bob just got Stole-On!

by The OrrAcle May 6, 2010

stole

To punch someone in the face

I stole him after when he started talking trash about mi mama.

by Jazz December 27, 2002

Stole on

An african-american term for getting punched unexpectedly.

Dat nigga ray ray got stole on by ma nigga lil ray ray wen he was talkin dat shit.

by Mr. Jizzmeister September 23, 2009

stole

to attack (usually by punching) someone, usually without warning.

See snuck.

That chick was talking shit about me so I went and stole on her ass.

by jigganig June 6, 2009