stoi 

Receiving/giving a rimjob to someone in the park.

'Dude I heard you stoi'd Jess on Friday night' 'Yea I did but I stopped because she farted'

stoi by stoiboi April 9, 2015

Stoi 

A person that is seen by others around them as a very kind and fun person.

"What do you think of Harriet?" "I think she's a stoi"

Stoi by Babisouvlaki November 24, 2017

Stoi 

No real meaning, simply used as a replacemnt for those whom choose not to use vulgar language, or swear.

Stoi by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Stoi hode

It's a form of saying stop fucking with me or you're fucking with me in papiamento, the national language of Aruba.

Another form: Stop di hode

Person 1: Dude I just won the lottery!
Person 2: Stoi hode!

Stoi hode by Aruba4life February 11, 2024

stoinkos 

Sex while travelling or living in Greece, Crete, or the Mykonos Islands.

While on vacation in Greece, we had multiple rounds of oral, vaginal and anal stoinkos daily. The locals told us that anal stoinkos is a national pastime.

stoinkos by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

Stoic 

The act of being calm, silent, and serious. Those who choose to be stoic feel every emotion, yet show none. Never try to manipulate a stoic, because they always know what is going on. Some of the smartest people in the world are stoic. They keep their thoughts and feelings to themselves.

If silence is power, then stoicism is invincibility.

Teacher: You there!

Stoic Student: Yes?

Teacher: You failed your last test!

Stoic Student:......well then, I had better redeem myself soon.

Stoic by TheUnknownPhilosopher April 17, 2013

stoic 

Someone who does not give a shit about the stupid things in this world that most people care so much about. Stoics do have emotions, but only for the things in this world that really matter. They are the most real people alive.

Group of kids are sitting on a porch. Stoic walks by.

Kid - "Hey man, yur a fuckin faggot an you suck cock!"

Stoic - "Good for you."

Keeps going.

stoic by ski-ski December 28, 2005