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Someone who does not give a shit about the stupid things in this world that most people care so much about. Stoics do have emotions, but only for the things in this world that really matter. They are the most real people alive.
Group of kids are sitting on a porch. Stoic walks by.

Kid - "Hey man, yur a fuckin faggot an you suck cock!"

Stoic - "Good for you."

Keeps going.
by ski-ski December 26, 2005
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The act of being calm, silent, and serious. Those who choose to be stoic feel every emotion, yet show none. Never try to manipulate a stoic, because they always know what is going on. Some of the smartest people in the world are stoic. They keep their thoughts and feelings to themselves.

If silence is power, then stoicism is invincibility.
Teacher: You there!

Stoic Student: Yes?

Teacher: You failed your last test!

Stoic Student:......well then, I had better redeem myself soon.
by TheUnknownPhilosopher April 17, 2013
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A person who has realised that their emotional reactions and opinions (and those of others) towards other people and events have little to no effect on the outcome of a situation. In short, they know that reacting emotionally to certain situations is totally futile. They have therefore made the obvious step of being unemotional about situations they have little control over, because it's a total waste of time. Girlfriend left you? Getting cut up about it isn't going to help. People making bitchy comments about you? Having a cry won't change anything. Being Stoic doesn't necessarily mean having no emotions at all, rather only reacting emotionally to things that truly matter and are of great importance to them. Stoics are often perceived as weird, cold and unemotional by others, especially during their teenager years, when most other adolescents have little control over their feelings. The Stoics of course know that others views on their Stoicism are irrelevant, because they will not change the fact that they are Stoic, nor will it help them understand it, so they don't really care. Some Stoics take satisfaction from the irrational, emotionally driven responses of their peers. Some women hate stoics, as they are very difficult to manipulate emotionally.
Fred the stoic walked into his apartment to find his girlfriend screwing another guy on his couch. He politely asked them if they were going to be much longer, as he wished to play Xbox.

2: Linda: Either buy that diamond ring or I'll leave you!
John: *Stops car and opens door* Bus stop is a mile back that way.
Linda: You're a cheapskate and your dick is tiny!
John: That bus stop ain't getting any closer ya know *Drives off*
by SleeperNZ November 16, 2008
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A person who chooses to express no or little emotion, even in extreme situations. Considered to be surprisingly intelligent as well as beautiful. Also can be seen randomizing the streets on a regular basis.
Even though his hair was on fire, the stoic continued to play chess undaunted.
by 7 June 23, 2003
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A person who is Stoic is a person who shows very little emotion, so the opposite of emo:P. If someone mouths them off, they don't show that they care, even if they do. They'll just kick it, and inside they'll be itching.
John :Hey needle-dick
Stoic:Hey man, what's going on
John :Wtf..
by Slate41 June 07, 2006
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A strong and silent type man / person . Someone who is also called an "ice cold man" . Someone who doesn't keep gossiping like girls but does some real work , like a man . Girls love Stoic men because , girls don't like a man who gossips like a girl . Stoic men are never emotional and always keep their shit together . Character trait mostly found in men of Taurus Zodiac Sign . Examples include men like , George Clooney , Pierce Brosnan , Gary Cooper , Cowboys and The Sopranos .
( Bunch of new jersey italian mafiosos in a club )
Made guy - mr tony soprano , we lost a few of our liquor shipments in the sea .
tony soprano - these shit happen . we gotta move on .
made guy - but boss we thought you would be mad at us !!
tony soprano - what the fucks' the matter with youuu ?? these shit happen in business alright . get back to work now .
made guy - boss !! how do you manage to stay so calm everytime shit gets real ??
tony soprano - i am a stoic man for fuck sake !! that's what stoic men do , we get our shit together when shit gets real .
by THE OWL EAGLE June 16, 2017
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