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A person who has connections to a drug dealer but is so burnt out and broke that they refuse to get you any drugs with out breaking them off some of your purchase.
Stoid: Yea i can get OC's all day... but its gona cost ya.
Me: WHAT!?! you mean to tell me your gona charge me for simply finding drugs.
Stoid: well ya man im hurting right now you gotta help me out.
stoid by Lyle the Crocodile September 21, 2009
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another word for stoopid or a word for people who have a fractured spine
oh my god!! ureso stoid!!
stoid by Changinamo October 14, 2019
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stoid • Stoic • snoid • soid • stodge • Stids • stoich • stod • Stoicism • stodgy
A term used to describe a wild Kenny.
Damn, Stoid really shit on the place last night didn't he?
Stoid by stoidapotomous December 1, 2020
Stoid (adj.) — Unbothered, cold-minded, calm under pressure, no reaction.
“Stay stoid — don’t let nothing shake you.”
STOID by CEO H.O.G November 18, 2025
SOID, otherwise known as “Sit on it Disorder” is a disorder that causes an urge to sit down, and can cause serious thigh, buttock, and back damage if you sit too hard.
Rico has SOID, and he hurt his back after he sat on it too hard.
SOID by Rico Equal Rights October 19, 2018

stoinkos 

Sex while travelling or living in Greece, Crete, or the Mykonos Islands.
While on vacation in Greece, we had multiple rounds of oral, vaginal and anal stoinkos daily. The locals told us that anal stoinkos is a national pastime.
stoinkos by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

Courtney Stodden 

A female (preferably under 18, or a teen bride) who makes weird duck-face facial expressions in an attempt to look sexy.
A: Look at this girl's facebook profile picture!
B: Jeez, she is such a Courtney Stodden.
Courtney Stodden by Ninjakillah April 30, 2012
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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