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A person who has connections to a drug dealer but is so burnt out and broke that they refuse to get you any drugs with out breaking them off some of your purchase.
Stoid: Yea i can get OC's all day... but its gona cost ya.
Me: WHAT!?! you mean to tell me your gona charge me for simply finding drugs.
Stoid: well ya man im hurting right now you gotta help me out.
stoid by Lyle the Crocodile September 21, 2009
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another word for stoopid or a word for people who have a fractured spine
oh my god!! ureso stoid!!
stoid by Changinamo October 14, 2019
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stoid Stoic snoid soid stodge Stids stoich stod Stoicism stodgy
A term used to describe a wild Kenny.
Damn, Stoid really shit on the place last night didn't he?
Stoid by stoidapotomous December 1, 2020
Stoid (adj.) — Unbothered, cold-minded, calm under pressure, no reaction.
Stay stoid — don’t let nothing shake you.”
STOID by CEO H.O.G November 18, 2025
SOID, otherwise known as “Sit on it Disorder” is a disorder that causes an urge to sit down, and can cause serious thigh, buttock, and back damage if you sit too hard.
Rico has SOID, and he hurt his back after he sat on it too hard.
SOID by Rico Equal Rights October 19, 2018

stoinkos 

Sex while travelling or living in Greece, Crete, or the Mykonos Islands.
While on vacation in Greece, we had multiple rounds of oral, vaginal and anal stoinkos daily. The locals told us that anal stoinkos is a national pastime.
stoinkos by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

Courtney Stodden 

A female (preferably under 18, or a teen bride) who makes weird duck-face facial expressions in an attempt to look sexy.
A: Look at this girl's facebook profile picture!
B: Jeez, she is such a Courtney Stodden.
Courtney Stodden by Ninjakillah April 30, 2012
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