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(adj.) Nerdy, dorky, moving in an awkward way or socially uncomfortable. Most frequently used to describe teenage boys undergoing the "puberty blues."
OMG I think that stoinky guy from the chess club likes me!
Stoinky by mikegil April 1, 2009
Adjective for an orange that appears fresh on the outside but is dry and pithy on the inside.
Those oranges looked really good, but when I cut them open they were all stoinky.
Stoinky by Brackforn March 23, 2009
When a black man nearly breaks his back hitting the hardest, most erupting whip of all time that sends a shock wave through the galaxy.
O SHIT THAT NIGGA HIT THAT STOINKY YEET
stoinky by katlynsto November 19, 2017
A book that you can only read once as it has been covered in cum while reading, fusing the pages together.
Person 1 Ohhhh brother... my copy of Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules has gone Stoinky!!

Person 2 What the fuck is wrong with you man :(
Stoinky by Hegg Greffly April 30, 2025

stoinky fingers 

to stimulate a girls clitorus with your fingers
"so did you get any stoinky fingers last night?"
"yeah i gave her the stoinks for a good 15 minutes before she blew me."

stoinky doinky

its like hey man pass me that joint bruh
"dont hit that stoinky doinky to hard Luke you might become gay"
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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