stocktwat

Common term used to describe one who has no idea what they are talking about, yet feels the need to poison the stocktwits feed with their incredibly useless "knowledge."

Some guy told me to long VIX. What a stocktwat.

by opposablehands September 15, 2018

Jewish Stocktake

The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.

Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."

by extheist April 12, 2009

stockflation

Informal inflation index "voted upon" by "short" and "long" day-traders in global market. Roughly a measure of inflationary forces vs deflationary monetary assets. Some of the obvious indicators are called the Dow, Nasdaq, and the Standard and Poors. Calculated roughly as the inverse of the monetary symbol, as in the US, the dollar.

Stockflation has become the modern mantra for the illusion of wealth.

by Guido1 November 2, 2008

Sockwater

Water which has been contaminated with threads from a sock.

Drink this sockwater, bitch!

I fucked your mum!
Oh yeah? Drink sockwater, fag!

Hey Tommy B, are you gay?
No, but I drink the occasional "sockwater"

by Whoa!Penis2 August 6, 2008

stocktwits

A mental asylum for the poor.

"I took stocktwits's investment advice and now my portfolio's worth ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
"Yeah, because you started with two, dumbass."

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid October 3, 2021

stanktwat

A very dirty slutty girl who has surpassed being a slut or skank. Usually has a disgusting vagina.

I wouldn't fuck that stanktwat for a million bucks.

by Thorn inmy spine February 22, 2017

Stocktard

Those people who are panic buying toilet rills, canned food, soap, anything they can get their dumbass hands on because they think that it will make them immune from illness. Also seen never washing their hands, and coughing on doorhandles, these cave dwellers are the reason sneezeguards exist.

If you have more than double the usual amount of toilet roll youd usually have at home, you might be a stocktard. currently theres no cure for stocktarditis, but scientists are working on it. In the meantime, please fuck off.

"For fucks sake karen you don't need another jumbo pack of toilet roll, you need to teach your anti-vaxx kids how to wash their damn hands, you goddamn stocktard!"

by Deep fried bat anus March 18, 2020