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stocktwat 

Common term used to describe one who has no idea what they are talking about, yet feels the need to poison the stocktwits feed with their incredibly useless "knowledge."
Some guy told me to long VIX. What a stocktwat.
stocktwat by opposablehands September 15, 2018

spanktuation 

1. When Someone is so hot the situation requires masturbation or a deposit in the spank bank
3. The situation at hand when you are pooping and you inquire about the spank selection.
1. Dude, your mom is so hot it put me in a spanktuation.
- Term used by a douche canoe when spotting a sexy beast.
3. What’s the spanktuation?
spanktuation by Chocolate Assholes September 10, 2020

Stanktuary 

Coined by Donald Trump
My living room after tacoball.
Just crushed that chimichanga, my house bout to be a stanktuary
Stanktuary by TrumpDictionary February 4, 2020

Stagnatwat 

(n.)

1. A Female who has stagnant genitals.

2. Older female genitalia
1. I could smell her stagnatwat all the way over here.

2. Get away from me stagnatwat.
Stagnatwat by avanakadavrajb September 10, 2009

Stinkwater Whoppers 

Refers to a bowel movement whose contents include numerous, round, marble-sized pieces of shit which resemble the famous candy.

Referring to physical likeness only, a stinkwater whopper is not edible....unless you're into that nonsense.
Dude, if you're still hungry I just left a bowl full of stinkwater whoppers in the bathroom....dig in!
Stinkwater Whoppers by StynkStar August 11, 2006

spanktator

A perverted older person who appears to obtain sexual gratification by observing young atheletes at play or the performance of certain sports by youngsters(e.g. Cheerleading, youth baseball, hockey, soccer).
Did you see those cheerleading videos in Adams DVD collection? Wow, he is such a spanktator.
spanktator by Chuckster July 28, 2005
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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