Sockwater 

Water which has been contaminated with threads from a sock.

Drink this sockwater, bitch!

I fucked your mum!
Oh yeah? Drink sockwater, fag!

Hey Tommy B, are you gay?
No, but I drink the occasional "sockwater"

Sockwater by Whoa!Penis2 August 6, 2008

sock water 

a condescending synonym for "tea"

The term "sock water" is often used to express contempt toward tea and people who consume it. Legend has it that the word was brought into popular American vernacular by the outspoken Wisconsin cheesehead, Brad Turriff. However, this legend is not true, as the term was coined long before he was born.

Why don't you drink pop instead of that disgusting sock water?!

sock water by Ruby Wilson June 24, 2006

socksterbate 

The art of using a sock when masturbating in order to not "make a mess"

I can't wait 'till tonight so I can socksterbate!!

socksterbate by mr. boinkyou October 8, 2008

cock sock water balloon 

After sex you pass out with a condom still on. You forget about the condom then go to take a piss. Then rubber fills up with hot nasty post-sex piss. Now you've got a very dangerous situation on your hands

Jane: Whats this mess all over the bathroom floor?

Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.

Jane: Im breaking up with you.

cock sock water balloon by SGT. Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

Sockator

Noun. Person who uses a sock when having sex instead of a condom.

"Hey Chris, do u have protection?"
"Sure baby, I've got my sock on."
(Chris is sockator)

Sockator by Jon May 9, 2003

Sockbater 

Masturbating into a sock alot, to the point it's stiffer than a board.
Poor poor socks.

Shawn is a chronic sockbater of his wife's socks

Sockbater by Cunt Lord April 5, 2018

Sackwatter 

A general insult towards an individual.
Although used as an insult, it doesn't have a negative load.
That's because it came to live from spontanous absurdism and the lack for a better word.

"You fucking sackwatter!"
"After that trick he pulled, many found him a sackwatter."
"Ofcourse Bush is a sackwatter."

Sackwatter by Mr. Shit Happens September 1, 2008