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Stockbitch 

A lame ass teacher with no control over his class. A complete and utter moron.
Wow, he's just like Stockbitch! No balls!
Stockbitch by BlueSpaceMonkey October 20, 2006

Stowitze 

A collection of hundred jokes. This word was created by Akshay Kurian Saju who made this word to name his a joke book series. Each book of this series has a collection of hundred jokes and thus it is named like this. 'Stowitze' is a word which consists of two words - 'sto' and 'witze'. 'Sto' is a Czech word which means hundred and 'witze' is a German word which means jokes.
Sam: Hey, you have a joke book.
Ryan: Yeah. I have Stowitze.
Sam: That is Awesome!
Stowitze by MR_HELP January 18, 2021

stocktwits 

A mental asylum for the poor.
"I took stocktwits's investment advice and now my portfolio's worth ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
"Yeah, because you started with two, dumbass."

Stockbitch 

A stockbitch is another word for someone who works in a supermarket, filling racks and stocks.
"I work as a stockbitch, in the supermarket."
Stockbitch by PsiZero December 5, 2003

stickwithitness 

“You have to have the stickwithitness to get to your goals.”
stickwithitness by Seagrass December 22, 2023

stickwitherer 

A person with tenacity. A person who is determined. Persistent.
Josh is a stickwitherer. He sticks to the task.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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