stocktaking

wanking at work, usually in a storeroom

hey Jack are you still in that storeroom?

won't be much longer hank, just doing a quick bit of stocktaking

by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010

Jewish Stocktake

The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.

Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."

by extheist April 12, 2009