Skip to main content

sicktuation 

When you are in a situation because you are sick or injured
Ducky: Dad I have sicktuation I banged my head and I have a concussion
sicktuation by Snoop dog$$$$$ January 12, 2019

Sickation 

Using sick time at work to get a paid vacation because you are about to lose your accumulated sick time or because you want days off but have no more vacation time.
I really want to get away next week but I used all my vacation time, I'll just take a sickation.
Sickation by benny_hill_show June 28, 2008

Smichuation

1. when an event or situation becomes too out of control, typically caused by a person or persons
2. zoe.
YOU ARE CAUSING WAY TO MANY SMICHUATIONS. you need to calm down.

This is turning into a huge smichuation.
Smichuation by Mclin December 23, 2008
a movement or mechanical action sticking due to surface tension of lubricant or small amount of friction.
My wristwatch wasn't working, but I gave it a little shake, just to get past sticktion, and it's fine now.
sticktion by Jack July 14, 2003

Sickation 

The act of using one's sick hours or sick days at work as a vacation day(s)
"I have 83.8 sick hours"
"Dude! You need to take a sickation!"
Sickation by celticguy11 January 21, 2013

Sticktionary 

A highly specific dictionary catered to words revolving around the "stick language", arranged to parallel marijuana terminology by using forst-based,wood-related terms.

There are currently several words found within the continuously growing sticktionary. For example a marijuana cigarette is a "stick", and smaller one is a "twig". Additionally, sticks and twings come from trees, which is a large accumulation of the wondeful substance.

Furethermore, since a "cord" is 128 cubic feet of wood stacked tightly, 4' high by 4' wide by 8' long (4X4X8), and a "rick" or "rack" is the amount of firewood stacked 4' by 8' by one row of the length of the stick, these terms can be applied to parallel an Ounce(Oz) and half Ounce(1/2 OZ) of weed.

Clearly, a lumberjack cuts trees, chops the wood and bundles it in chords or ricks; hence the lumberjack is in essence the stick drugdealer.

Once a chord, rick or rack is obtained from the lumberjack, a fire is created and the sticks are burned. Occasionally, a "forest-fire" is created when multiple sticks are buring within a close vicinity. Often the people who handle or burn the sticks are known as loggers.
The following conversation is based on words coming from the sticktionary.

"Hey Mike, should we burn a stick before going to the party"?

"Sure, let me call the lumberjack, see if he can chop down some trees and stack us a chord, then we'll be set for a few days"

"Wonderful. We could even start a forest-fire of sorts at the party since their will be lots of loggers there."

"Great! Let the sticking begin!"
Sticktionary by CrazyC420 October 6, 2006