Sickcation

The three days illness your boss coincidentally contracts the week before you go on holiday in order to save strength to do your job in your absence.

Coworker: Hey, where's Kelly today?

Legit Vacationer: Well I am leaving next week and she is super jealous so she is takin' a little three-day sickcation.

by evygrace December 11, 2009

sicktuation

When you are in a situation because you are sick or injured

Ducky: Dad I have sicktuation I banged my head and I have a concussion

by Snoop dog$$$$$ January 12, 2019

Sickation

Using sick time at work to get a paid vacation because you are about to lose your accumulated sick time or because you want days off but have no more vacation time.

I really want to get away next week but I used all my vacation time, I'll just take a sickation.

by benny_hill_show June 28, 2008

sicheation

a playful variation of "situation" pronounced (sitch-ee-ash-en)

Upon discovering that no one had brought money to pay the bill: "Why, this is quite a sicheation we've got ourselves into."

by web 2.0 January 23, 2008

Sicktional

When someone says something they didn’t mean, but they’re sick so they can get away with anything.

Was that sicktional or intentional?

by AYYMMEE June 6, 2018

sicktion

Combining the words sick and addiction, sicktion is an addiction to a sick, gross, or disgusting thing.

Bobby's booger eating habit is such a sicktion.

by Levi is better than Sean June 17, 2008

Nickcation

(N) Nick-kay-shun: The official cutting of all ties with the short twin who has a receding hairline and who is sexual in private but not in public, aka he tries to pass it off like he doesn't masturbate all the time, except he does because he can't get any. See also: Nukey Cabookie, My twin masturbates and I don't, Small penis and other genitalia, I like to mess with girls, I'd rather shove tampons up your nostrils, and I'm actually not bringing sexy back.

I can't even believe I dated a guy with a small penis...it's time for a Nickcation

by oohbabybaby11 December 28, 2010