Small town in central Texas that is too involved with high school football. The most boring place on earth, but home to many people. A town with a large college full of STD's and drug addicts.
"Let's go to Stephenville and watch the high school football game while we get high... It's going to be so boring."
by toomanypeoplewithmyname July 1, 2008
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by redgumball23 May 26, 2015
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by bg perm November 21, 2010
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If you wanna die early, be bored everyday for your whole life, sit in convenient parking lot or get drunk come to Steubenville.
by victor brian December 24, 2004
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Get the shitting in Steubenville mug.An economically depressed town in Ohio that unwittingly became the poster child of rape culture, underage drinking, football hero worship and bystander apathy. It is a place where crimes are covered up by parents, coaches, authorities meanwhile it gets posted on twitter, facebook and youtube. Later to get hacked and exposed by Anonymous. Even though the town fails at the game of life it wins big in high school football. In this town, teenage rape victims get blamed for the crime and receive death threats by other girls. Also, women reporters covering the news have been known to be rape apologists.
Josh: Did you hear about what happened in Steubenville bro?
Jake: Yeah that town is crazy, maybe they should change the name to Stupidville.
Jake: Yeah that town is crazy, maybe they should change the name to Stupidville.
by JoshorJake March 19, 2013
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