starchyld 

Starchylde is the brightest most intelligent person in the world and I just need a cricket to get something for this new one if you can come get me now

Starchylde- the brightest star in all of creation.91000000000 light years from earth. It is still the brightest beacon in the nite sky. In the light you may not be able to see it .you close your eyes and you feel it. You can sense her immediately. She is always present .
The greatest love I have ever known. Definitely going to be hard to share, but for the sake of humanity I will do my very best. There is only 1 starchylde- and it is mine. KAPISH. Peace out the WANDERER.

starchyld by anonymous August 29, 2021

Starched 

Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.

fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.

Starched by TheJDH November 7, 2016

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

Starched Towelette by Team Sexual July 13, 2010

Starchild-demigod 

An extraterrestrial demigod (semigod from another planet, the stars or outer-space), particularly one who has incarnated.

The starchild-demigod mocked a demigod from Earth saying, 'You earthling demigods are the scum of the Earth and we celestial demigods are more ethereal, since we come from the stars!'

Starchild-demigod by DianaLuciusDeCollis May 15, 2022

Starchy 

When someone's personality is overtly bland or unappealing. They enjoy doing some of the most boring activities you could imagine. They also tend to kill jokes before you finish them because they possess little to no sense of humor whatsoever. They are the color gray in human form.

Tom: I was reviewing my stock portfolio yesterday and Harry told me I should invest in AAH instead of Carter-West. Its like he's never seen their market projections lol.
Ryan: Holy shit you are starchy?

Starchy by FettyWapsLeftEye August 10, 2017

Starchild

Referring to a person or character of ages thirteen through seventeen who is overly kind and charismatic but is constantly hit with many difficult choices. Character can be seen by others as selfish, naive, or childish when first introduced but is ultimately the most mature.

Starchild may even posses certain abilities or skills that make them unique.

The Starchild, although young, has faced many difficult things in their life.

Starchild by muffin of english decent October 23, 2019

Starchild

A person who loves the stars, moon, and anything else in the solar system. They feel particularly happier and at peace at night and during full moons.

One who thinks it is too hard to exist in this world and would much rather be closer to the stars.

starchild: "A star is dying"

bystander: "ok"

Starchild by Ava Corr October 21, 2012