Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.
by TheJDH November 07, 2016

A term used to describe someone who is getting a stiff deal. Generally this is in a work situation where the individual is being royally fucked for all to see.
‘This is fucked. Everyone else is sitting on their arses while I’m out here getting Starched’.
‘Where is the Carpenter?’
‘Bro, he is on the floor getting Starched’.
‘How is the divorce going?’
‘The lawyer Starched me.’
‘Where is the Carpenter?’
‘Bro, he is on the floor getting Starched’.
‘How is the divorce going?’
‘The lawyer Starched me.’
by Zoltan Technician October 18, 2018

by tits` June 28, 2007

Nicely turned out, presentable, made the effort to look nice...
Devised by famous television writer Rox Harvey
Devised by famous television writer Rox Harvey
as in 'wow - you look starch!'
by starchy August 31, 2008

by High Plains Drifter April 23, 2008

by herat17 October 26, 2009

Wheres the starch man?
by Phil Dayooper July 11, 2007
