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Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.
fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.
by TheJDH November 07, 2016
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A term used to describe someone who is getting a stiff deal. Generally this is in a work situation where the individual is being royally fucked for all to see.
This is fucked. Everyone else is sitting on their arses while I’m out here getting Starched’.

‘Where is the Carpenter?’
‘Bro, he is on the floor getting Starched’.

‘How is the divorce going?’
‘The lawyer Starched me.’
by Zoltan Technician October 18, 2018
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To be or get really high, usually accociated with pot.
Tonight, I'm gonna get starched or Man, I am soooo starched right now.
by tits` June 03, 2007
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