Starched

Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.

fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.

by TheJDH November 7, 2016

Starched

A term used to describe someone who is getting a stiff deal. Generally this is in a work situation where the individual is being royally fucked for all to see.

‘This is fucked. Everyone else is sitting on their arses while I’m out here getting Starched’.

‘Where is the Carpenter?’
‘Bro, he is on the floor getting Starched’.

‘How is the divorce going?’
‘The lawyer Starched me.’

by Zoltan Technician October 18, 2018

Starched

To be or get really high, usually accociated with pot.

Tonight, I'm gonna get starched or Man, I am soooo starched right now.

by tits` June 28, 2007

Starched

When a female has become uninteresting, stale, and your relationship with her is played out. It may be time to move on if you feel your girl is starched.

“Whatup jit, are you still providing absolutely heinous cock to Bethany?”
“Nah bro she’s fucking starched.”

by Nattywitechips May 4, 2022

Starched

You’re very annoyed, bothered, most commonly while high on marijuana.

Kyle was like totally not vibing dude, you could tell he was real starched

by Cokeboards March 4, 2023

Starched

Describes a person who put a lot of effort into their appearance or outfit. You’re telling them they look good from head to toe.

“Wow, babe! You looked starched at the club last night.”

by Starchyboi June 18, 2025

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

by Team Sexual July 13, 2010