starchly

A word used to describe the two extremes,something really awesome,or something really bad.

He's a starchly douche.

by blondesinger26 August 3, 2011

Starchy

When someone's personality is overtly bland or unappealing. They enjoy doing some of the most boring activities you could imagine. They also tend to kill jokes before you finish them because they possess little to no sense of humor whatsoever. They are the color gray in human form.

Tom: I was reviewing my stock portfolio yesterday and Harry told me I should invest in AAH instead of Carter-West. Its like he's never seen their market projections lol.
Ryan: Holy shit you are starchy?

by FettyWapsLeftEye August 10, 2017

Starchy

Over-the-top uptight; rigid; overall lame ass.

Cory is a starchy ass bitch.

by MemeMasterC November 17, 2016

Starchy

Posessing the personality of a potato, refers to a boring person/ being boring.

Every time we go out with her Jessica makes us go home so she can study, she's so starchy.
Ugh, Daniel just stays at home watching reruns of " the first 48," so starchy

by Squidoodily June 1, 2016

starchy

very small, tiny organ or a way to refer to something as little.

that nigga got a starch dick! or damn that car is starchy

by nubb boy April 3, 2009

Starchy

A person who is very shit at NS but nice and wubbley

"omg STARCHY UR SO SHIT"

by jason September 21, 2004

starchy asshole

When your cousin finger blasts you so hard it makes your asshole feel "starchy"

"I got starchy asshole syndrome after my family reunion."

by TheGMan1352 April 9, 2017