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starchly 

A word used to describe the two extremes,something really awesome,or something really bad.
He's a starchly douche.
starchly by blondesinger26 August 3, 2011
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When someone's personality is overtly bland or unappealing. They enjoy doing some of the most boring activities you could imagine. They also tend to kill jokes before you finish them because they possess little to no sense of humor whatsoever. They are the color gray in human form.
Tom: I was reviewing my stock portfolio yesterday and Harry told me I should invest in AAH instead of Carter-West. Its like he's never seen their market projections lol.
Ryan: Holy shit you are starchy?
Starchy by FettyWapsLeftEye August 10, 2017
Over-the-top uptight; rigid; overall lame ass.
Cory is a starchy ass bitch.
Starchy by MemeMasterC November 17, 2016
Posessing the personality of a potato, refers to a boring person/ being boring.
Every time we go out with her Jessica makes us go home so she can study, she's so starchy.
Ugh, Daniel just stays at home watching reruns of " the first 48," so starchy
Starchy by Squidoodily June 1, 2016
very small, tiny organ or a way to refer to something as little.
that nigga got a starch dick! or damn that car is starchy
starchy by nubb boy April 3, 2009
A person who is very shit at NS but nice and wubbley
"omg STARCHY UR SO SHIT"
Starchy by jason September 21, 2004

starchy asshole 

When your cousin finger blasts you so hard it makes your asshole feel "starchy"
"I got starchy asshole syndrome after my family reunion."
starchy asshole by TheGMan1352 April 9, 2017
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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