Starchies

Heavily starched and creased jeans.

man my starchies could split a melon in half.

by x August 24, 2004

Stanchester

A pile of shite with the grumpiest bitches for teachers and we send the retards to the hub. Let’s go

Stanchesters Miss burrow is a grumpy bitch.

by Seward+Gaines❤️🤣 March 10, 2019

Starched

Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.

fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.

by TheJDH November 7, 2016

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

by Team Sexual July 13, 2010

Starchild-demigod

An extraterrestrial demigod (semigod from another planet, the stars or outer-space), particularly one who has incarnated.

The starchild-demigod mocked a demigod from Earth saying, 'You earthling demigods are the scum of the Earth and we celestial demigods are more ethereal, since we come from the stars!'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis May 15, 2022

Starchild

Referring to a person or character of ages thirteen through seventeen who is overly kind and charismatic but is constantly hit with many difficult choices. Character can be seen by others as selfish, naive, or childish when first introduced but is ultimately the most mature.

Starchild may even posses certain abilities or skills that make them unique.

The Starchild, although young, has faced many difficult things in their life.

by muffin of english decent October 23, 2019

Starbies

What basic white girls say instead of starbucks!

Omg with the best! #starbies
meaning having some starbucks

by comso101 December 18, 2018