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Stanchester
A pile of shite with the grumpiest bitches for teachers and we send the retards to the hub. Let’s go
Stanchester by Seward+Gaines❤️🤣 March 10, 2019
Related Words
Starchies • Starchie • Stachiester • Starchist • stacies • Starched • Starchild demigod • stachie • Starchitarian • starcism
Starched Towelette
The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.
Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???
- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.
dude......
Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.
In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.
starched towelette
- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.
dude......
Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.
In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.
starched towelette
Starched Towelette by Team Sexual July 13, 2010
Starchild-demigod
An extraterrestrial demigod (semigod from another planet, the stars or outer-space), particularly one who has incarnated.
The starchild-demigod mocked a demigod from Earth saying, 'You earthling demigods are the scum of the Earth and we celestial demigods are more ethereal, since we come from the stars!'
Starchild-demigod by DianaLuciusDeCollis May 15, 2022
Starchild
Referring to a person or character of ages thirteen through seventeen who is overly kind and charismatic but is constantly hit with many difficult choices. Character can be seen by others as selfish, naive, or childish when first introduced but is ultimately the most mature.
Starchild may even posses certain abilities or skills that make them unique.
Starchild may even posses certain abilities or skills that make them unique.
Starchild by muffin of english decent October 23, 2019
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