jason's definitions

crossplay

A derogatory term used to falsely label and segregate cosplayers who cosplay characters of the opposite sex from the cosplay community.

The guy dressed as Sailor Moon is a crossplayer, not a cosplayer.

by Jason December 29, 2003

fhoas

Abv. "Fish Head on a Stick"

A really shit website run by some ugly guy Russ who is gay.

Did you goto fhoas.com yesterday?

by Jason May 24, 2003

dirt merchant

A dirty ho that'd fuck anyone.

A chick that literally stinks.

Man, that chic's a total dirt merchant...her ass stinks, and she'd fuck anyone.

by jason November 1, 2004

zuckas

The sound you make when you sit down.

by jason October 29, 2003

Dooouf

used to emphasize a powerful impact.

When Carl ran into the helicopter, it was like DOOOUF!

by Jason March 10, 2005

MARTA

Atlanta's heavy rail transit system that is underfunded to keep "those people" out of the white sparwlburbs.

I hate seeing MARTA trains zip by on 400 while stuck in traffic during my two hour commute home to Woodstock.

by Jason June 19, 2004

chessboy

a gay boy who likes to bum animals

danny russet bums animals all day

by jason May 11, 2004