jason's definitions

baleeve it

Better than yes.

Did you bring the can opener incase the tabs pop off the drinks again?

baleeve it!

by Jason January 24, 2003

jank

Anything bad/negative/wrong or to someones dislike....

Stop hitting on my sister, ya friggin jank....

by Jason March 19, 2003

Flatline

Metal band based out of Los Angeles. Usually associated with leather clad women drinking beer and being generally slutty, kick ass chicks.

Wow, man!! We went to that Flatline show at The Whisky, and they kicked ass! I also got to go home with a hottie in a Flaline T-shirt..

by Jason January 28, 2005

big bubba

The big fat asshole in jail who assfucks every guy

Haha, Big Bubba fucked your asshole good... made it bleeeeeeeeeeeed!

by Jason December 27, 2003

motabalize

it is like cunjoin

by jason February 4, 2003

harharharharharhar

Someones laugh.

Gob started laughing harharharharharhar.

by Jason April 27, 2003

metrosexual

Any male who engages in activities such as ironing his jeans and t-shirts, wearing makeup, spending hours on his hair whether dyeing it - styling it - or talking about it, purchasing and using innumerable "products" such as cleansers and concealers, dresses according to a "style", goes to another town to shop for a hat, and in addition to these qualities pretends to like women but is too "shy" to approach any.

We all had to wait to leave while he ironed his jeans, the stink from all his prodcuts nearly killed us in the car, and all night long he talked about how good his hair looked.

by Jason March 7, 2005